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  1. USAFChief
    WINNAH!
  2. USAFChief
    I wish to recognize the HP umpire tonight. Very good job, IMO.
  3. USAFChief
    All part of the show, ladies and germs. All part of the show.
  4. USAFChief
    Yeah, now you've lost most of us.
  5. USAFChief
    Ha...Duke tried to quick pitch Altuve on pitch 3.
  6. USAFChief
    OK...somebody 'splain to me what Zach Duke is doing facing Altuve and Correa??
  7. USAFChief
    Perhaps heat is needed to prompt the desired reaction. Wait'll June.
  8. USAFChief
    brilliant!
  9. USAFChief
    Heisenburgers.
  10. USAFChief
    And speaking of HS chemistry teachers...what's a HS chem teacher's favorite food?
  11. USAFChief
    watch it bub. The last guy who improved on one of my jokes hasn't been seen since.
  12. USAFChief
    I actually concur, the K's are monumentally concerning. Just funnin' ya.
  13. USAFChief
    You mean like the tying HR against Seattle?
  14. USAFChief
    When I got out of the Air Force, I was a substitute school teacher for a year while I looked for a real job. I remember one time I was teaching HS Chemistry, and this one kid had it in for me. We sorta got into it verbally, until he threw some sodium chloride at me. I had to call the cops and report it. After all, that's a salt.
  15. USAFChief
    I blame Danchat.
  16. USAFChief
    WE laugh at those CDT people.
  17. USAFChief
    at what?
  18. USAFChief
    Geez, are your expectations a little high, or what?? I mean, yeah, we were hoping for no runs, but I for one am not shocked they've given up a run. They're human, ferpetesakes.
  19. USAFChief
    the circle of life.
  20. USAFChief
    It's ridiculous.
  21. USAFChief
    I would have bet a lot of money on the "under" on "over/under" 5 full IP tonight for Odorizzi.
  22. USAFChief
    null hypothesis. Mrs Chief has informed me on multiple occasions that 2 negatives do not, under any circumstances, make a positive. In fact, she's been rather forceful about it.
  23. USAFChief
    question for the group: Does the five second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.
  24. USAFChief
    what is?
  25. USAFChief
    Now you done done it.
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