Times are ... tough here in the USAFChief household. So I decided to see if I could pick up some extra cash yesterday by doing an odd job or two. I went up to the rich part of town (here in Tucson, that's "The Foothills") and just started going door to door, asking if anyone needed any work done. Soon enough, a guy answered the door and told me he needed his porch painted. I offered to do it for $100 and he jumped on my offer. He had paint and supplies in his garage, and told me where it was, and to knock on the door for my money when I was done. Half hour later, I knocked on the door. "Well thanks," he said, as he handed me a crisp new benjamin. "To be honest, you could have charged me 3 times that amount. And by the way, I'm pretty impressed with how quickly you got done." "Well," I told him, "thanks. To be honest, it wasn't all that hard, and we really needed the money. By the way, it's not a Porch. It's a Ferrari."