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  1. USAFChief
    Lah-who, zah-her.
  2. USAFChief
    Who had April 23 in the "first date for a position player on the bump" pool?
  3. USAFChief
    let's hope it doesn't lead to an ingrown.
  4. USAFChief
    it didn't have to be a CFer...Kepler can slide over for 10 days. But Grossman/LaMarre is pretty bad.
  5. USAFChief
    The worst part is, Tanaka is terrible. A good hitting team will light him up.
  6. USAFChief
    Sano puts up some awful PAs.
  7. USAFChief
    I’m on a whiskey diet. So far I’ve lost three days.
  8. USAFChief
    Well LeCroy over Ortiz is in a Hall Of Shame, whole other level of bad. But I honestly think shipping out Hicks is number 2.
  9. USAFChief
    That trade was quite possibly the second worst thing done by Terry Ryan in his tenure as GM. Awful. Predictably awful. Giving up that kind of talent? For Murphy?
  10. USAFChief
    -Alfredo (Paul) Simon now retired
  11. USAFChief
    Always going the potty route.
  12. USAFChief
    Spot on. "He's just a bench player" is another version of "He's the 25th man, what does it matter?"
  13. USAFChief
    concur.
  14. USAFChief
    On the other hand, I agree LaMarre/Grossman as spare parts needs improvement, stat. The lineup started the season as pretty adequate on paper, but without reasonable backups. (And without much room for more than 1 guy, 2 at most, to be "scuffling" at any given time.")
  15. USAFChief
    It can't get much worsely.
  16. USAFChief
    Let's hope this series doesn't produce more #2.
  17. USAFChief
  18. USAFChief
    poor Reed. He didn't know he was going to be getting paid 18 cents per pitch when he signed with the Twins.
  19. USAFChief
    I think I told all of you the other day, I usually stop at the same little neighborhood bar and have a beer on my way home from work. Well, Friday, as I was sitting there...just me and the barkeep, these two rather jolly fellows walk in, sit down at the bar, and order a Guinness each. Time goes by, and the barkeep and I can't help but overhear their conversation. It's evident they're from Ireland by their accents, and the conversation gets more and more interesting as they go. "Where you from then?" says one. "Ireland, of course, same as you" It goes on and on like this, and amazingly, they're from the same town, and then I learn from the same part of that town, then the same street, and eventually the exact same address. They leave, and I look at the barkeep and mention how awesome that was. Two guys meet in a bar, and they had lived at the same address, in Ireland no less. "It's not really that awesome," he says. "That's the Murphy twins. Drunk again."
  20. USAFChief
    New POTD leader.
  21. USAFChief
    you're welcome.
  22. USAFChief
    4-6-3, I'm calling it.
  23. USAFChief
    big out.
  24. USAFChief
    written on that 2-0 pitch.
  25. USAFChief
    Just awful baseball. You couldn't have put a pitch on a tee anymore center cut than that 2-0 pitch to Mauer. Awful.
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