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  1. USAFChief
    pfft.
  2. USAFChief
    Careful. You're close to kicking a hornet's nest.
  3. USAFChief
    He's no Tommy LaStella.
  4. USAFChief
    Just put it on a tee and be done with it, Mike.
  5. USAFChief
    Speaking of holes... I was out back earlier today, and I looked over the fence between my yard and the neighber directly behind us. They have a young daughter, and she was digging a big hole. "Hi Kelsie," I said. "What's with the hole?" "Well, I'm digging a hole to bury my goldfish. He died." "Oh, honey," I said. "I'm so sorry. But why such a big hole for a tiny goldfish?" "Well, He's inside your ******* cat!"
  6. USAFChief
    Yup, even young folk.
  7. USAFChief
    First rule of holes: when you find yourself in one, stop digging.
  8. USAFChief
    You have SIX major league foul balls??
  9. USAFChief
    Nice post.
  10. USAFChief
    https://deadspin.com/a-sneaky-hidden-ball-trick-sent-trine-to-the-d3-softbal-1834901784 This was obviously premeditated, planned, practiced, and pulled off to perfection at just the right moment. Teh awesome!
  11. USAFChief
    I'm not used to winning games on the road where the home team comes back late to tie. It's rather enjoyable.
  12. USAFChief
    winnah@@
  13. USAFChief
    looked out to me in real time.
  14. USAFChief
    source?
  15. USAFChief
    Interesting trivia: Jonathan Lucroy is not related to Matthew LeCroy.
  16. USAFChief
    Like I always say...not to worry, bullpen's got this.
  17. USAFChief
    now LaBombo's post makes more sense to me too.
  18. USAFChief
    That's Glunn. You know how he gets, 10 beers in.
  19. USAFChief
    How does a 3-1 game take 4 hours?
  20. USAFChief
    Bet that's funny, but I don't get it.
  21. USAFChief
    A little move often referred to as "The Riverbrian."
  22. USAFChief
    Hope those two are able to return by this weekend.
  23. USAFChief
    Rogers says "OK, you need FIVE friggin' outs from me? I can do that, but Imma vulture a GD win out of the deal. Sorry Jake."
  24. USAFChief
    So I had to stop by a convenience store on the way home, and of course the parking lot was full, so I parked illegally around the corner. Well, wouldn't you know it, when I came out Mr Policeman was writing a parking ticket. I went up to him and asked him "Don't you have REAL criminals to worry about?" He just kept writing. "Listen, Nazi. Seriously. Go fight crime." He finished the ticket, and started writing another. "Oh great, you can write." Third ticket goes on the window. I figured it was time to leave, so I walked around the corner to my car and beat feet.
  25. USAFChief
    Show Hey Oh Tawny.
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