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  1. USAFChief
    Yeah, but for me, the problem is, it's not as good as regular ol' white milk.
  2. USAFChief
    I rather like inter league play, myself.
  3. USAFChief
    -1000 points for a "Back to the Future II" reference.
  4. USAFChief
    They should leave him in the pen, start giving him back to back one inning appearances, and have him in the big league pen within a week or two. This doesn't seem difficult to me.
  5. USAFChief
    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do."
  6. USAFChief
    It seems to me his reduced hard hit percentage and reduced fly ball distances are ample proof of a drop in bat speed.
  7. USAFChief
    Concur. Torii was a welcome and useful addition in 2015, IMO. He has helped them, is blocking nobody, and the handwringing over corner OF defense is misguided. But there is zero need for an extension.
  8. USAFChief
    I don't know if Dozier is "elite," but as for batting average, Harmon Killebrew's career BA was .256.
  9. USAFChief
    It was a tough call...made tougher by the fact I was at games 1& 2 in '91, and as you say because the 91 WS was one of the best ever. But to me, all of that comes behind 87, because 87 was the first. It hadn't happened before, and that's the experience I want for my kids.
  10. USAFChief
    Wait...Randy Choate is the best LOOGY in the game??
  11. USAFChief
    I would give up the 91 WS crown, in exchange for my kids to somehow be able to experience the 87 World Series. My kids have grown up as Twins and Viking fans, and they had no choice in the matter...dad sorta forced it on em. And they've never had the chance to watch a season end in a championship. I'd like someday for that to happen. If necessary, I'd throw in whatever the Lynx have won.
  12. USAFChief
    I think you're grasping at straws.
  13. USAFChief
    They need a middle of the order bat. The heck with it. Call up Sano. He can DH 4 days a week, play 3rd one, and 1st one.
  14. USAFChief
    Good AB, Joe.
  15. USAFChief
    A pony walks into a bar and whispers his order. The bartender asks, "why are you whispering?" "I'm a little horse," comes the reply.
  16. USAFChief
    1-4-6-3 DP Assist hogs.
  17. USAFChief
    exciting!
  18. USAFChief
    I thought you weren't switching back.
  19. USAFChief
    Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to a comely young thing. Starts admiring his watch. The young lady says, "that's a nice watch." "yeah, it communicates with me telepathically." "Oh yeah," she says, "what's it telling you?" "It says you're not wearing any panties." She giggles. "Well, it must be broken...that's not correct." "We'll see," he says. "it runs about an hour fast."
  20. USAFChief
    8 already in June! Seems like less, dont'it?
  21. USAFChief
    Even Bert is disgusted with Mauer's weak swings.
  22. USAFChief
    lets get some runs.
  23. USAFChief
    Hey now...he lost a lot of weight this winter.
  24. USAFChief
    Slow turn from Escobar, zero stretch from Mauer.
  25. USAFChief
    ... ... .... ......... bwahahahahahah
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