SOOOOOO, this afternoon, I once again stopped for a beer at my favorite neighborhood beer joint. I had to...there are a bunch of us regulars, and today was one regular's birthday. I won't tell you Morty's age, but it's a large number. Anywho, the rest of us had planned a little surprise party, and as part of the festivities, we had arranged for a young lady to jump out of a huge birthday cake. Well, it went just as planned...she jumps out of the cake, saunters up to Morty, and says to him in a sultry voice, "Happy birthday, Morty! I'm here to give you super sex!" Morty looks at her...long pause...and finally says "I'll take the soup."