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  1. USAFChief
    10th HR allowed on 0-2 counts this season for our Twins.
  2. USAFChief
    Nicely turned.
  3. USAFChief
    Wallner looking very hitterish.
  4. USAFChief
    You're speaking theoretically, amiright?
  5. USAFChief
    I think we need a better name. Margasm.
  6. USAFChief
    I have some thoughts, Rocco.
  7. USAFChief
    Hopefully Paddack is up to the task.
  8. USAFChief
    Ole and Lena came over from the old country, and settled in on a farm way up in NW Minnesota, not far from the Red River. They managed to scratch out a living, but Ole was a talented painter, and he began making a little extra money in the winters by painting portraits. His skill as a skilled portrait artist eventually became known all the way down in the cities. One cold January afternoon, a long limo pulled into the yard, and a beautiful young woman stepped out and knocked on the front door. Ole let the woman in, and after introductions, she asked "Ole I'm a huge admirer of your work. I'll pay you fifty thousand dollars to paint me...in the nude." Ole turned beat red, and after thinking for a minute, said "Vell, dats a lot of money, but I don't know. Give me a second and I'll ask Lena vat she tinks." Ole heads back into the kitchen, and after at least 10 minutes, he comes back, looking a little sheepish. "Lena says ok to do Dat. For da fifty t'ousand. But I'm gonna hafta leave my socks on. I need some vere to wipe da brush."
  9. USAFChief
    I was slumming in Chicago The way I always do How was I to know-oh She was with the White Sox too Hey!
  10. USAFChief
    I lean Perkins, with Morneau second. But I wouldn't say I'm a big fan of either. I'm glad for the rotation of several options, even if I don't really care for a couple options. Provus is top notch, though. He was really really good on radio and is great on TV too.
  11. USAFChief
    If Correa and/or Miranda are "nicked," I hope everyone gets nicked. I'm more of a black and white guy. If Correa is hurt, don't play him. If he's not, he's in the lineup. November is for rest.
  12. USAFChief
    Possible your sarcasmeter is on the fritz.
  13. USAFChief
    I'd buy that, except he entered the game to replace Farmer. So why not start him? Or why Farmer for Correa initially? He was obviously able to play.
  14. USAFChief
    Quite possibly, but it's hard to predict next week in MLB, much less next year. I just found it interesting they specifically went to great lengths not to put Lee at 2nd today. Even with your infield above, there's room for Julien as extra right side infielder. Castro covers everything and the OF.
  15. USAFChief
    Are you sure you didn't spend more on wires than what a 4 month FUBO subscription costs?
  16. USAFChief
    I don't agree with the idea the Twins are in any position to needlessly rest players. If Correa isn't healthy, fine. Sit him or IL him. If he IS healthy, he plays.
  17. USAFChief
    Interesting: when Correa left today's game and Farmer entered, Castro went to SS, Farmer to 2nd. Lee stayed at 3rd. When Miranda entered for Farmer, he went to 3rd, Lee to SS, and Castro back to 2nd. So it appears to me Castro is ahead of Lee at SS defensively. Both are ahead of Farmer, and they're reluctant to put Lee at 2nd. As far as 3b, Lee has looked great, IYAM.
  18. USAFChief
    Who forced Margot into today's game?
  19. USAFChief
    He doesnt have to hit for anyone. Great win, but Rocco...
  20. USAFChief
    There were 2 outs, ********.
  21. USAFChief
    The reason Lee isn't bunting is because HE'S FOLLOWED BY MARGOT AND VAZQUEZ. Even Rocco realizes he managed himself into a corner.
  22. USAFChief
    Gee, who could have predicted Margot would come up in a key spot late in the game against a RH reliever?? We need a MLB manager.
  23. USAFChief
    Crap
  24. USAFChief
    In the second line You need seven syllables Or not a haiku
  25. USAFChief
    So why TF PH NOW? 1 out, none on, instead of letting Farmer snuff 2 rallies? Rocco
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