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  1. USAFChief
    I'd agree with the first part, but not the second. Jepsen and Cotts are not interchangeable parts. Cotts will serve in more of a LOOGY role. Jepsen helped fill the glaring need for harder throwing one inning guys.
  2. USAFChief
    Or, he gains money by having a long career as a dominant reliever instead of as a "meh" starter. In any case, how rich he is doesn't cause me to lose sleep.
  3. USAFChief
    Winnah!
  4. USAFChief
    Bud Selig nonconcurs.
  5. USAFChief
    She's not good at math, either.
  6. USAFChief
    So I was getting pretty worried about Mrs Chief's hearing...it just seemed to me that she wasn't hearing as well as she used to. I thought I'd talk to my doctor about it, and see if it was normal, or anything to worry about. He told me to try and learn just how bad her hearing had gotten. "Stand 50 ft away, and ask her something. See if she can hear you. If not, move ten feet closer, and try again. Keep going till she answers, then get back to me. Soooo, tonight I tried it. I stood 50 feet away and asked her "what's for dinner?" Nothing. So I moved 10 feet closer, and tried again...nothing. I kept this up till I was 10 feet away, at which point Mrs Chief turned to me and said, "Geez, for the fourth time...CHICKEN!"
  7. USAFChief
    Sounds like she doesn't have to tell you. You already know.
  8. USAFChief
    Molly doin' a lil' mangin' that inning...H&R single, safety squeeze... whatcha call man-you-fac-sher-in a run!
  9. USAFChief
    http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/gifs/spam.gif Not a fan?
  10. USAFChief
    Only one "Sherwalter" tonight so far. C'mon Bert. I'm thirsty.
  11. USAFChief
    http://lubbockonline.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/11067367.jpg
  12. USAFChief
    vewwy, vewwy quiet...
  13. USAFChief
    Rosario...uffda.
  14. USAFChief
    NIce job as usual, SSOO! Speaking of which...we are in need of game thread vols for the upcoming TB series...someone PM me, please. Someone new, maybe??
  15. USAFChief
    No one did that? There are calls for Duffey to be in the rotation next year, based on three starts.
  16. USAFChief
    And when you're on the fringe of contention, a move that clearly weakens your team for at least a week is indefensible.
  17. USAFChief
    Concur.
  18. USAFChief
    I think the "powers that be" would be OK with that scenario. In fact, I think they'd welcome it.
  19. USAFChief
    Great job, SwainZag!
  20. USAFChief
    Lets turn this around. This team lost almost 400 games over the course of 4 seasons. When presented with an opportunity to stay relevant in year five, there was little evidence the team knew how to take advantage. Shouldn't the default position be "plan? I need evidence."
  21. USAFChief
    An East Coast game, and I can't make it to the end. I'm getting ridiculously old. G'night all, bring it home. Thanks for a great time!
  22. USAFChief
    C'mon man, don't be so negative. They've successfully protected every single 14-0 lead this year. Every. Single. One.
  23. USAFChief
    Brings a whole new meaning to "decline phase," don't it?
  24. USAFChief
    That's what she said.
  25. USAFChief
    "Eye, tee." //obligatory.
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