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  1. USAFChief
    fixed that for me
  2. USAFChief
    Bert: "What set that up was the bunt." me: yeah, because without the bunt, Buxton's triple only drives in two runs.
  3. USAFChief
    Y'know that awesome, mouthwatering smell from a steak on the grill? I wonder if vegans get that same feeling when they mow the grass.
  4. USAFChief
    I got pulled over on the way home from work today. The cop asked me if I'd been drinking, and I sorta just him'd and haw'd and he finally asked me "Sir, you were weaving, and I'm suspicious since you came out of that bar up the road. The legal limit is a blood alcohol level of 0.8. How long do you think it would take you to get to a blood alcohol level of 0.8?" I looked at the guy, and calmly replied, "Well, officer, I don't know for sure, but let's try 24 hours without a drink and see where we're at."
  5. USAFChief
    I, for one, am not senile. And furthermore, I am not senile.
  6. USAFChief
    Sounds like an even swap.
  7. USAFChief
    Bottom 5, two out. Time to pull Gibby.
  8. USAFChief
    I've been trying to eat healthier, and found a great recipe for tofu: 1. Chuck the tofu 2. Throw a steak on the grill.
  9. USAFChief
    Supermarket after-hours conversation: broccoli: "I look just like a tree." mushroom: "I look just like an umbrella." walnut: "I look like a brain." banana: "No comment."
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  11. USAFChief
    RB's from ND, no? hmmmmmmmmmmm
  12. USAFChief
    Son-of-Sal with a two-out RBI single. Is there no end to the humiliation?
  13. USAFChief
    He does, but in a tie with multiple others.
  14. USAFChief
    Thanks SSOO! Game threaders everywhere appreciate all your great work this year.
  15. USAFChief
    You got it, LaBombo. Much appreciated. Also: about time, and next time, PM me.
  16. USAFChief
    I've had a cancellation and need a volunteer for the finale, Sunday Oct 2.
  17. USAFChief
    I view this as a preemptive strike by the Cubs to prevent him from pursuing the Twins job.
  18. USAFChief
    Thank you. Many, if not most, Americans have changed their stance on SSM, for example, over the past decade. Including me. People are honestly going to hold it against her for changing her opinion to conform to the (entirely moral) arc of history? And what's more, attempt to portray that as the equivalent of Donald Trump's blatant falsehoods? C'mon.
  19. USAFChief
    If competing for a WS title by 2019 isn't a realistic goal, we hired the wrong guy.
  20. USAFChief
    Now you know how I feel in most every thread.
  21. USAFChief
    There was a video up on CNN the day after the debate, looking for reactions from Trump supporters outside a rally in Florida. The Trump supporters interviewed are literally beyond my comprehension. They have to be willfully ignoring facts, or blindly ignorant beyond hope. It's incredible, really.
  22. USAFChief
    Posted by Vanimal46 on Yesterday, 06:41 AM in The Sports Bar Today is National Voter Registration Day! I just got registered this morning.... And get out to vote for you feel is the least of two evils. Seems you've changed your tune, friend.
  23. USAFChief
    RIP, BYTO
  24. USAFChief
    Please explain. The sample size is 1911-2015.
  25. USAFChief
    Hey now...let's not get ahead of ourselves here. One desultory, spiritless game at a time.
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