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  1. USAFChief
    Didn't see a replay, but they were holding a towel to his mouth area, so I'm assuming somewhere around the mouth. NO thought of leaving him in the game, got him pretty good.
  2. USAFChief
    ouch.
  3. USAFChief
    In play, runs!
  4. USAFChief
    Little two out bingo here, Dozier-zee.
  5. USAFChief
    I hope so. More chores await when it's over.
  6. USAFChief
    Overturned. I mildly surprised.
  7. USAFChief
    This is getting...ugly.
  8. USAFChief
    Y'know, it's tough to admit it, but I might be getting a little forgetful. My doctor told me to write things down, as a way to remember, but it just sorta irritates me, y'know? Last night Mrs Chief and I were watching TV, and I went into the kitchen. I asked her if she wanted anything, and she thought for a second, then said, "Yeah, some ice cream." "OK, gotcha covered," I replied. "Plain?" "No, put some of that caramel sauce on it, please. And honey...do you think you should write this down?" she asked. "You know what the doctor said." A little *****'ed, I snapped "NO. I remember. Ice cream, caramel. I'll even bring the damn spoon." "OK, OK," she said. "Geez, just trying to help." I was still pretty perturbed 20 minutes later when I brought her the damn bacon and eggs. And what do you suppose I got for being nice? Backtalk, that's what. She looked at me with a touch of sympathy in her eyes--I HATE that--and gently said "See, you should have written it down. Where's my toast?"
  9. USAFChief
    Since nobody seems to know, I'll supply the answer: April 22, 2017. Top of the first, Adelberto Mejia.
  10. USAFChief
    I knew you'd say that.
  11. USAFChief
    Three rockets. 2 out, none on, no runs yet.
  12. USAFChief
    25% correct.
  13. USAFChief
    When's the last time a Twin pitcher K'd the side swinging?
  14. USAFChief
    If he's going to be reading it in mirrors, won't it need to be "emit gniyalp rouy nraE" on Paul's forehead?
  15. USAFChief
    Wasn't the conversation Levi referenced about starting pitching? In any case, not dipping into depth, because then you'll have less depth, seems to me a poor reason not to make a move. In fact, it results in the exact same inaction as having zero depth, so what's the harm in using what you have?
  16. USAFChief
    Palka's a LH hitter. Really doesn't help, unless you're taking Mauer out of the lineup completely, and that's just not going to happen.
  17. USAFChief
    Good chance. I have 600,000 of those just by myself.
  18. USAFChief
    How long did you sit there with your finger poised over the "post" button?
  19. USAFChief
    Yes.
  20. USAFChief
    Sumbitch is stealing my material!
  21. USAFChief
    Hey wait a minute... You're not really Boof Bonser??
  22. USAFChief
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/9090ad649c5fd9be9acc456239289b94/tumblr_mqxh3aSk851stvxnfo1_500.gif
  23. USAFChief
    winnah!
  24. USAFChief
    http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/57431cad52bcd026008c4814-480/donald-trump.jpg FALSE!
  25. USAFChief
    I heard they chipped in another $2m to ensure the White Sox followed through.
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