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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    Not another double header? I thought more than one game was postponed in April...
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    Split. Flexibility is good, i guess. But i prefer winning. Need to drop hats more often.
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    Well, as demonstrated in game 1, we can score 4 at the drop of a hat. Please drop the hat sooner this time. Thanks.
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    At least he didn't walk anyone...
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    Did i miss any good Chief jokes?
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    Awaking from slumber, i see we won. As expected.
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    You mean 1.000 fielding percentage?
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    Top of the order... Can't keepa good line up down.
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    And i guess i missed a game opening home run. Must admit that i like them better in road games...
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    I thought the plan was to laugh twice as hard in game 2...
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    Ah, the great material is finally getting a cup of coffee in the majors, eh? Chief, you know you're now allowed to tell a 26th joke during the second game of a double header.
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    An exclamation point for the game. Gotta appreciate good punctuation.
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    I thought they were feet... Shows what i know.
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    Will there be a quickening? There can be only one.
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    My splits tend to rip my pants...
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    Paltry indeed.
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    Well done!
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    Just hold on for a few more seconds. Stay on target...
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    Bad platerunning?
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    Rosario isn't too shabby a hitter, eh?
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    That is how good Cleveland pitching is, eh?
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    How might he do as a possible pinch hitter? Then, he's potentially any spot in the lineup...
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    So... Are there more shoe or sock comments to get us started off on the right foot?
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    My pleasure. Hope i did okay pinch hitting as it were.
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    6. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. And i'm nothing if not flattering. Wait no... I told that wrong! Meh, my editor will fix that. I been meaning to write Joe Ms go aMuck and take over the thread intro for a while. Now i don't know what to do... 5. A game thread at rest tends to remain at rest until acted on by an outside force. That is why they are better at Target field. Please be impulsive here! 4. Joe Malarki: Hey McCarthy, whatya doin' in that old champaign bottle? Joe McCarthy: Shhh! You'll spoil the surprise! Malarki: Everyone has gone home. Mauer said he has a headache or something. If i had a nickel... Anyway, this place has been empty for a few days now. I'm just cleanin' up a bit, as a few of us Joe shMoes were going to have a picnic. Oh wait. What kind of champaign is that? Citris flavored? Low carb? Get out of there now! Quit hogging the Lime Light. McCarthy: All yours, if you happen to have a towel... 3. Their team: Perennial division favorites these days. I suppose i shouldn't surprised that they are leading the division. If we were in their place would we rub it in our faces? Hope we'd be better than that. 2. Our team: I've lost count of how much bad news we have endured lately. I only got so many fingers. It gives us a chance to see lesser stars shine. 1. Bottom non-Trump news story: Newton discovers gravity. Watch out for falling things. Besides rain, that is. Anyway... Now we hopefully we can figure out which way is up. Cleveland P. Trevor Bauer (R ) 1. Francisco Lindor (S) SS 2. Michael Brantley (L) LF 3. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 4. Edwin Encarnacion ( R) DH 5. Yonder Alonso (L) 1B 6. Greg Allen (S) RF 7. Jason Kipnis (L) 2B 8. Roberto Perez (R ) C 9. Bradley Zimmer (L) CF Minnesota P. Lance Lynn ( R) 1. Brian Dozier (R ) 2B 2. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 3. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B 4. Logan Morrison (L) 1B 5. Robbie Grossman (S) DH 6. Max Kepler (L) RF 7. Mitch Garver (R ) C 8. Ehire Adrianza (S) SS 9. Ryan LaMarre ( R) CF Weather: 65F light rain, 46% precipitation
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