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  1. Now tell me the sell 10 gallon jugs of mtn dew too... Who needs a chicken dinner?
  2. I am pretty sure he'll be safe at least once.
  3. Oh wow. Th game is still going. Did i miss any more deep thoughts? Gordon's has been the only one?
  4. Buxton on base again! Let the good times roll! (especially if there is jelly or cinnamon involved)
  5. Only if you are more creative in spelling.
  6. You mean you didn't come here for the wisdom and clarity of thought? (also it Kasparov, not Kaprizov that put Deep Thought in its place)
  7. But left field is short stop, only Deep.
  8. Cubs*: 1. Rafael Ortega (L) CF 2. F. Schwindel (R) 1B 3. Ian Happ (S) RF 4. W. Contreras (R) C 5. Patrick Wisdom (R) 3B 6. Alfonso Rivas (L) LF 7. Matt Duffy (R) 2B 8. Nico Hoerner (R) SS 9. Alec Mills (R) P *Not to be confused with Cubes.
  9. Oh yeah, Game time temp: 64f, 8% chance precip. according to baseballpress. 64 is 8 squared by the by.
  10. Are we the best 0-2 team? Or is there a better one?
  11. Deep Thought: buy Jack Handey I am not Jack Handey, last i checked. so it's okay if i am shallow. Deep Thought: Deep Thought. How would it manage calling balls and/or strikes? Would Sano have struck out so frequently? And am i talking about the IBM product, or the Douglas Adams figment? Deep Thought: Cubs They are hosting this game. I wonder if they thought of offering Hostess Cub Cakes. They might not go over so well if cub is a listed ingredient. Deep Thought: Twins. We have a similar record as the Cubs. It is hard to tell us apart. Could this series decide our draft pick order next draft pick? Maybe no one will care, because they can't tell us apart. What Parent Trap hi-jinx might we get up to? Deep Thought: Line ups. They will allow you some deep thoughts of your own. Twins: 0. Griffin Jax (R) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 2B 2. Byron Buxton (R) CF 3. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 4. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 5. Max Kepler (L) RF 6. Miguel Sano (R) 1B 7. Nick Gordon (L) LF 8. Mitch Garver (R) C 9. Griffin Jax (R) P Cubs: 0. Alec Mills (R) P (TBA) Catch ya later!
  12. That is one fine dog! How long do i wait until i get one for lack of an opinion?
  13. Brilliant, isn't it? One wonders how this could take up less than 100% of the pie... It's really buy one, get another free deal.
  14. We lost?! How could this happen?
  15. Impressive! I am happy to see he seems to be improving this year.
  16. Alright. Will look it up for myself. 6-2 loss. Sigh.
  17. Remind me how many Justices sit these days? Could they field a competitive baseball team?
  18. Lemme guess.... And then the House of Representatives went to Texas? And we haven't had a legislative branch since?
  19. Oh yeah, Happy St. Patty's! Apparently everyone is Irish today... in Providence.
  20. Thanks. I had to do me some research, as all i know of Canada i learned from SCTV... and i finally found something. In honor of all the dingers, here's Take Off!
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