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  1. Circus Boy
    What a relief. At first I read ChiTown and RB.
  2. Circus Boy
    You bet! Twins Territory, don't ya know.
  3. Circus Boy
    Was the discussion about bugs?
  4. Circus Boy
    Separated at birth. Our parents took him to North Dakota and dropped me off in South Dakota. Forgot the important part: He was raised by humans. I was raised by wolves. Went dancing every Friday night with Kevin Costner and that Fist girl.
  5. Circus Boy
    But you are Luke Skywalker's daddy, right?
  6. Circus Boy
    Me: And I'll take "Insipid Corporate Sayings" for a thousand, Alex. Alex: Wow, Circus Boy, you're being aggressive as always. For the lead, the answer is "cremation." Me: Um, what is "Thinking outside the box"? Alex: You make it look so easy.
  7. Circus Boy
    Except in Brazil's case it may be true that they won't get it done. It's a nation of partiers.
  8. Circus Boy
    I was an exchange student in Brazil. Stood for two hours with 100,000 sweaty men. (Women weren't allowed, it seemed.) Sort of like a Turkish bath. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Saw Pele play in his prime. Game ended nil-nil. The beautiful game? Nah. The boring game. CLARIFICATION: Uh, stood for two hours in the stadium with 100,000 sweaty men.
  9. Circus Boy
    As a former newspaperman, I can assure you no one makes up facts better than me.
  10. Circus Boy
    Pa Ingalls gave the same illustration in "Little Town on the Prairie."
  11. Circus Boy
    Are you not entertained?!?
  12. Circus Boy
    Technically, not until he strikes out a fourth time. I think the term was coined by Doubleday on a weekend drunk in Tijuana.
  13. Circus Boy
    And the comeback begins.
  14. Circus Boy
    EDIT: Eight runs. We'll need 8 runs.
  15. Circus Boy
    Oooooo! I know! I know! Pick me!
  16. Circus Boy
    Isn't it rich? Are we a pair?
  17. Circus Boy
    Two things: 1. Sammy D. works slow as the dickens and usually takes a ton of pitches to get his outs. Then when he gets hit hard, he's so rattled it snowballs. 2. I can't remember the second thing.
  18. Circus Boy
    Power ... is... fleeing ... my ... body...
  19. Circus Boy
    Man oh Manischevitz! How can a team managed by a gnome be shutting out my El Tigres 11 straight innings? It's all wrong, I tell you! Wrong! Note: Don't adjust your monitors. This is an attempt to appease the anti-hex gods by rooting for whatever team the Twins are playing, as every team I root for fails. Carry on. Yay! Home run! Keep going, Kitties!
  20. Circus Boy
    Lady and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: This team will play in the postseason.
  21. Circus Boy
    Don't know, but it would be... satisfying.
  22. Circus Boy
    New candy: the Esco-Bar
  23. Circus Boy
    Then you are screwed, my son.
  24. Circus Boy
    Fathers Day gift: new mower! See the mower, be the mower.
  25. Circus Boy
    Yes, with Mr. Burton, I get the feeling a 5-run home run is possible.
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