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  1. Circus Boy
    There. Fixed it.
  2. Circus Boy
    Pino-zie is pitching his tail off. Mods: How do I change the "Senior Member" heading? I've tried everything I could think of. I'll try putting in art later.
  3. Circus Boy
    We have the lead!
  4. Circus Boy
    Yoda? Is that you?
  5. Circus Boy
    You bad boys get all the women.
  6. Circus Boy
    Wow, learning how to navigate the new and improved TD site reminds me of when I had to memorize all the verses to the "Batman" TV show intro. Took me a week.
  7. Circus Boy
    Good format. Once again, hello I must be going. I'll check back lattah to see if we're a winnah.
  8. Circus Boy
    Another 2-out run. That's, what, four tonight? Anyone hep on whether the Twins give up the most 2-out runs in the league? We already know we lead the world by a lot on allowing hits on 0-2 counts. (Props to Duh Chief for reminding everyone every time that happens.)
  9. Circus Boy
    Funny, it never bothers me to see my guys lose in person. More fatalistic, I guess. On TV, it's like a reality show with too much reality. Tough to take.
  10. Circus Boy
    Nuts. Seems we're always playing from behind lately.
  11. Circus Boy
    Nice to see Hugh-zie not give up any early runs. /Does that qualify as a jinx?
  12. Circus Boy
    Saw Neil Diamond sing in Cincinnati a lifetime ago. Most white people I've ever witnessed in one place.
  13. Circus Boy
    Mr. Crarko, I see your Lumberjack Song verse and it made me smile. Played it for my workers the other day on the interwebs -- all women -- and they thought it was a scream. Still sing it when I wear big check shirts.
  14. Circus Boy
    Hello, I must be going. Back to work selling fine-quality clothing at ridiculously low prices. Amazed we stay in business. Go Twins!
  15. Circus Boy
    And remember: With a tie you can get into any restaurant.
  16. Circus Boy
    Papers will be served, you scofflaw.
  17. Circus Boy
    And now the Met's home plate is nestled in the bowels of the Mall of America. That's not right.
  18. Circus Boy
    FSN showed a graphic that the Twins are hitting .229 w/RISP this season. My brain said, "Not possible." Feels more like .129. Then Dozier struck out. Nuts. Second and third base: Where Twins runners go to die.
  19. Circus Boy
    How cool is that! Tony's the best.
  20. Circus Boy
    White Sox or Cubs?
  21. Circus Boy
    The rally begins.
  22. Circus Boy
    While we're digging out of our latest 3-0 hole, question: Do you remember your first MLB game? Mine was on this date, July 22, 1967, Yankees at Detroit in old Briggs Stadium on Trumbull Avenue. My favorite player, Mickey Mantle -- I was 11 at the time -- hit one of his last home runs. But Norm Cash socked a late grand slam, Earl Wilson mowed 'em down, and the Tigers won 11-4. I got a hot dog and everyone around us laughed when I asked, "Where's the ketchup?" Only mustard on a real dog, son. Six hours later, Detroit police cracked heads at an illegal bar, sparking four days of riots during which 43 people died. We lived in Flint, murder capital of the world. (The city's motto: "Where every day is a near-death experience.") A large black man came to our door and told us, "Nothing to worry about. Everyone knows your dad is the only white doctor in town who makes house calls in our neighborhood." Anyway, that was what I remember from my first game.
  23. Circus Boy
    Although ya gotta admit, the Rally Cake was inspired.
  24. Circus Boy
    Yes, it was a groaner. Things can only go up from here.
  25. Circus Boy
    Been up to my eyeballs in alligators this week, so no time for fun and frivolity. But I did read yesterday's game posts early this a.m., and must note that it is Super 8, not Motel 6, that was founded in Aberdeen, S.D. Sheesh. Get the numbers right, man. Almost ruined my enjoyment of our 5-4 victory. Also, while waiting for church to start, I came across this joke that our chefs and other food lovers on TD might like: ME: "I'll take Epicurean Beheadings for $1,000, Alex." ALEX: "Oooo, good one, Circus Boy. For the lead, this famous play involves a chef who's executed when he doesn't add enough basil and sea salt to the king's fettecini." ME: "What is 'A Man for All Seasonings'?" ALEX: "Well played, Circus Boy. You own the board."
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