Funny, I always pictured you in one of those fancy white shirts with the buckles and arms strapped across the front. Though, I do wonder how you're able to type.
According to my math, 60 pitches an inning times 7 innings is only 420 pitches. Granted, I may be on the low side but your gross exaggeration does no favors to anyone, good sir!
You realize in a big city that kind of behavior is "weird" while in a small town it's considered "normal." Amazing how the context in which one lives influences the way one thinks, acts and perceives.