TheLeviathan
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I find it much more likely that he puts together one good stretch, or even entire season, and people around here start throwing themselves off bridges in despair. Only to see the real Frankie show back up with his 6 ERA and inability to hit the plate. At which point, of course, another team will tell him exactly the same thing we did (Throw it over the god-damn plate!) only they won't call it "pitch to contact" and we'll label them a genius if he pulls his head out of his butt again. A trade of Liriano looks like this - beautiful. Get rid of him before you do something dumb like overpay him to stay. -
Valencia, Morneau LH/RH splits and 1st base
TheLeviathan replied to Shane Wahl's topic in Minnesota Twins Talk
I'm not sure I'd get bent out of shape either way. Parmalee needs to go down and start. Might as well keep Valencia in AAA hitting every day rather than sitting on the bench annoying the manager. Just call up your most Rene Tosoni-like guy that hits right-handed and call it a day. -
DPJ. I predict he gets a variety of mini-bans before the Twins offseason splash of trading for Cuddyer. At which point TD gets a meltdown to remember.
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I believe no forum should be without this. In hopes that Trolpo may come... Trolpo, given your longstanding conflict with elves, can you share your thoughts the new Twin who is almost certainly at least part elf - Jamey Carroll?
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Probably depends on if it's Ben Revere, Liam Hendricks, Luis Rivas, or whatever race of elf Jamie Carroll is. I say you dip your feet in and see what passes.
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I heartily endorse this idea. Mostly because I already name-dropped Carson earlier. He's swinging a good bat in AAA, is right-handed, and can't possibly be more irritating than Danny V. Send Parms down and call the kid up. Also, are we sure Carson is an actual person and not just an attempt by Rene Tosoni to repackage himself?
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Valencia, Morneau LH/RH splits and 1st base
TheLeviathan replied to Shane Wahl's topic in Minnesota Twins Talk
Agreed snepp. Even if it's not Valencia than call-up Matt Carson or some other scrub. Parmalee needs to be getting ABs. -
It feels dirty though. That and with being busy lately I totally missed the death of BYTO. I thought the candle-light vigils were tongue-in-cheek until last night. So I was merrily enjoying our usual schticks at BYTO only to be forcibly moved to a dirty, sterilized place. I believe "Verved" is the appropriate description for such an event?
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I thought the leather ass-less chaps were the first giveaway? T-shirt is just overkill at that point.
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TheLeviathan replied to Parker Hageman's topic in The Sports Bar
"Ain't seen a gopher that big wearing a suit since Ken Dodd" -
Wolves trade 18th pick to Rockets
TheLeviathan replied to edavis0308's topic in Minnesota Timberwolves Talk
I would've rather they went after Dorell Wright personally. Much better fit for this team. But if Adelman likes him, I'm cool with it. I like that Beasley in a sign-and-trade for Jordan Hill is bouncing around, but that likely means Derrick Williams is about to move too.
