Pretty sure the Twins first base coach is also responsible for catching and storing the ball the Twins infield throws around between innings. Morny lobs a couple grounders to each infielder, and then lobs a perfect one hop throw into the dugout, where the first base coach is responsible for catching (on one hop...bad form not to handle it on one hop) it and putting it in a safe spot for use next inning. Now I'm even more uncertain that Ullger is qualified.
VodkaDave off season handbook Step 1. Sign Mark DeRosa (whatever it takes) Step 2. Watch the wins pile up. Step 3 Plan parade route. Step 4 Laugh at dopes who purchased bloggers off season handbook.
This lineup doesn't deserve more than a random flip of the remote. Baltimore-TB is on! C'mon, who knows if we'll have the opportunity to watch Chris Hermann and the Drewster bat back to back ever again.
Just wanted to lament, once again, that the Twins, with expanded September rosters, have no one to bat for Carroll and Florimon as they come to the plate as the tying run and then the go ahead run in the 8th.