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  1. Shhh, everybody, talk real quiet like this, and Chief will think his hearing aids are on the blink again.
  2. Catching up in this thread, and I see you are to blame.
  3. Nick's message apparently was ignored, so I removed the last three posts, which were more about sniping at one another than about baseball. Please read and heed the above.
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=299knTdX-Wo
  5. Don't hate the player, hate the game? But seriously, folks, this is TD, not some Internet site or anything, so... MODERATOR NOTE: Enough with the grammar flames. Seriously.
  6. Is that one strikeout, or his OPS for Tampa?
  7. Welp, the Eastern Time Zone is catching up with me. Don't anyone jinx the game while I'm asleep.
  8. Bill Veeck was clear to Eddie to get the socks correct if he did nothing else: http://s3.birthmoviesdeath.com/images/made/eddiegaedel_1050_591_81_s_c1.jpg
  9. Ole says not to vorry, ve'll settle fer Kershaw and Pederson. / oy, scooped by Chief again / / and he twists the knife with a Pity Like/ / / and den takes it avay, dontchaknow
  10. Sven was going for his morning walk one day when he went past Ole's house and saw a sign that said "Boat For Sale." This confused Sven because he knew that Ole didn't own a boat. So he finally decided to go in and ask Ole about it. "Hey Ole," said Sven, "I noticed da sign in your yard dat says 'Boat For Sale,' but all ya have in the yard is your old John Deere tractor and combine." Ole replied, "Ya, and dey're boat for sale."
  11. "... the mandatory retrieval of [Nunez's] helmet."
  12. Google Translate could not identify which language this is, so I'm staying on the fence as to the value of his observation.
  13. Nice, through five. The book on Gibson has been inconsistency, though, so I would like to see the rest of this game, not to mention about three more, before rushing to judgement.
  14. Ole and Sven worked for the city of Minneapolis. Sven would dig a hole - he would dig, dig, dig. Ole would come along and fill the hole - fill, fill, fill. Sven and Ole worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them. He said to Sven the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes along behind you and fills it up again!" Sven, hole digger replied, "Yaah, I suppose it does look funny, but Lars, he's da guy who plants da trees, and donchaknow, he's sick today."
  15. Didn't that play depend more on coming in than moving to the side? It's coming in that I think Sano does well on.
  16. Just like Mets fans moan about those D'Arnaud strikeouts.
  17. Does Sano come in to make that play at third? I kind of think he would have a better shot at it than Plouffe. It's the one thing I've seen Sano do extremely well on defense.
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