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  1. ashbury
    We are on a pace to finish 98-64, assuming we don't lose any more games. Our Magic Number is... well, we don't have one, as a 98 win record could still be beaten by one or more teams. However, our win target needs to be 29 more, according to http://lyle.smu.edu/~olinick/riot/american_league.html - that's the number above which it's theoretically possible that the other teams lose all their games and we finish on top.
  2. ashbury
    Supposing they shopped Zuke at the deadline and found no takers, wouldn't they take the hint that maybe he's just not that valuable of a catcher? Sometimes you can let the other teams do your scouting for you...
  3. ashbury
    Wait, sorry. Born: May 15, 1987 in Tupelo, MS
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  5. ashbury
    TBH I can't quite remember when the experiment ended and real life resumed.
  6. ashbury
    The TD Community frowns upon his shenanigans. http://pzacad.pitzer.edu/~hfairchi/News/Blacks/FirefighterPhotoLAT112906.jpg
  7. ashbury
    The Likes are starting to trickle in.
  8. ashbury
    It might have been for 15 years, now that I think about it. Time flies when you're having fun.
  9. ashbury
    Strictly as an experiment, I tried surfing porn sites for 9 or 10 years a few years back, and the number of such ads increased by a lot, confirming your hypothesis.
  10. ashbury
    Methinks you need to reconsider the cookies you are strewing around left and right on your hard disk... / edit - ninja'd by SwainZag
  11. ashbury
    Throw in a Free Anthony Slama and you got yourself a deal.
  12. ashbury
    And now for something completely different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVRaDI0O9Z4
  13. ashbury
    That's not where a curve ball is supposed to cross the plate.
  14. ashbury
    It's not the game-to-game battle between Good Gibby versus Bad Gibby that gets me. It's the inning-to-inning version.
  15. ashbury
    If merely THINKING is going to become a jinx, I'm gonna have to... oh wait. I'm good.
  16. ashbury
    "Give me your tears, Cleveland Indians announcer!"
  17. ashbury
    THAT'S the best one you've heard in a while?!?
  18. ashbury
    Of course not! It makes Kepler twice as good as Polanco!
  19. ashbury
    You are referring to Sigfrieda Hawkinstein Day. I could repurpose the photo from the previous Spoiler Alert if you need it, for an example of one of the tie-cutters.
  20. ashbury
    Spoiler alert. http://i.imgur.com/WMSwi4D.jpg
  21. ashbury
    Buffalo Wild Wings. It's a convent.
  22. ashbury
    I believe I'll have what they're having.
  23. ashbury
    His being an alien, even with a green card, is an issue for you?
  24. ashbury
    KEPLER!!!!
  25. ashbury
    DOZIER!!!!
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