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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. Dammit! Brock, get me more Likes! I was gonna hand you one. (I realize, you can manufacture all the ones you want.)
  2. You need two adjectives to suffice: that "sweet, sweet" curveball.
  3. If they had, Gausman would be the one pitching a shutout today and Buxton would be the hitless bum still at AA.
  4. I likewise am tapped out on Likes. Guess I'm going to chew tobacco from here on out.
  5. 4 solo shots are part of the reason it's not a close game. Efficient means of run-scoring, I call it.
  6. DOZIER-ZIE^2 !!! Yeah, yeah, there was supposed to be no math.
  7. First-pitch curveball for a strike is always nice. Keep it up, Berrios-zie.
  8. For every Game Thread action, there is an opposite Game Thread reaction, apparently.
  9. Uh oh. Chief mentioned this morning during Moderator warmups* that he was here today to kick ass and hand out likes. Now he's all out of likes. * Moderator warmups? That's not a thing, is it? April Fool! Or... is it?
  10. No, this is:http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2013/03/11/10516074/gI_141624_this-is-a-sign-www.jpg
  11. "Slicing but... fair." Who you rooting for, Dick?
  12. Grossman would have had that one. / April Fool!
  13. I think you misunderstood what being deplored meant.
  14. I've heard this parable many times during my career, and honest to gosh, it's always kept me just this side of the line to really throwing myself into projects.
  15. "Biiiig fly to left." That's what we're calling popups these days, Dick?
  16. Credit to Garver for the pitch calling, you're saying?
  17. My mom grew up on a farm in southern Indiana, and she had a pet pig named Sunny Jim. Well, it turned out that Sunny Jim grew up, and it was a traumatic experience for the both of them.
  18. Not sure why. There's no crowd to beat. Maybe the ushers are being given the rest of the afternoon off.
  19. They score it that way on a dumbass throw from left? Whatev.
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