ashbury
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Carnac the Magnificent: "Plenty of doubles." Ed McMahon: The answer to the question is, plenty of doubles. Carnac: That's how this works. Ed: And you do it flawlessly, every time, your Magnificence. Carnac: The power inside this turban is brain-tingling. Or, maybe that's just the fleas of a thousand camels nesting in the costume room. Ed: Be that as it may. NO ONE knows the contents of this envelope. And yet you, in your omniscience, have already answered the question. Carnac: So are you curious to know the question? Ed: If you would please do the honors... Carnac: (tears open the end of the envelope, blows into it, removes card, reads) "What will the Cleveland coaching staff be drinking tonight?" -
Kepler base hit. Finally.
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LOLOLOLOL. Indians are the self-destructors this game!
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Nice Marwin slide into third, among other treats in this inning.
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... by legging it out for a bang-bang play.
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Earl Webb may finally have something to worry about. 67 suddenly doesn't look ridiculously out of reach.
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After that nice foul catch earlier, Bauers makes Robbie Grossman look like a gold glover on that liner.
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Be careful what you wish for. You may get it. This was a good wish.
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CRUZ!!!!!!!
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Let's see if it pays off.
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Pineda's and Perez's stuff are so different that they seem on paper to be a good pairing. I'm just bothered by Perez's command so far, after being spoiled by Pineda painting the corners repeatedly.
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Chip on the Shoulder Buxton is Good Buxton. I'm cautiously optimistic.
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Astudillo is having himself an afternoon.
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Leave my mother out of this. She was a saint. What's wrong with you????
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Pineda faces the minimum through four. Great signing, or greatest signing ever? FalVine = Genius.
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Pretty nifty catch in the stands by Jake Bauers.
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You can't stop my clicking, you can only hope to contain it.
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Kepler on base for the first time this season? Baby steps.
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Does clicking Like on both these statements make me a bad person?
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It's difficult to lay off with 2 strikes. Last year he was putting himself in an 0-1 hole too many times.
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Good takes by Buxton on some outside crap, up until that last one. Visible progress over last year.
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Willians is making a statement.
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Comedy of errors - bad by infielder and worse by batter-runner - but no clowning around by Astudillo thank goodness.
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Fun with numbers: the guy hitting .333 is one wind-blown popup from batting .167.
