If you are serious, I think the answer goes back to April 12. That is when he started getting that unGodly number of walks for a week. My guess, based on nothing, is he had a heart-to-heart with batting coach Bruno, realized the pitchers were playing him as a chump so he layed off the bad pitches, and after a week they started giving him a little bit in the strike zone to hit, and he's at least hitting like a rookie now instead of like me.