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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    Francoeur in for defense in the ninth?!?
  2. ashbury
    Woah. Shiny.
  3. ashbury
    Psst. Gardy. The Double Switch doesn't work that way.
  4. ashbury
    My softball team used to holler "can o' corn" and "piece o' cake," until one too many beers turned it into "can o' cake" and "piece o' corn"
  5. ashbury
    The Grammar Nazi, whom? / edit - too slow, AGAIN
  6. ashbury
    Whooooo wants to know?
  7. ashbury
    Other team gets ahead, and all of a sudden a pitchers' duel breaks out.
  8. ashbury
    That's what we're trying to find out!!! What's the name of the guy playing first???
  9. ashbury
    "And ChiTownTwinsFan was never heard from again...."
  10. ashbury
    Someone? Who?
  11. ashbury
    Who?
  12. ashbury
    My oldest coined this one at around the same age. Knock knock. Who's there. Milk. Milk? Milk who. Milk salad. Ha ha ha ha ha. We were all enjoying knock knock jokes and he wanted in on the fun. Not much worse than Carl Hanratty's.
  13. ashbury
    There can be a certain style in just dropping the bat and turning toward the dugout. +1.
  14. ashbury
    Reminds me of my favorite knock knock joke, in a similar vein but not veiled. From the movie Catch Me If You Can: Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke? Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. Carl Hanratty: Knock. Knock. Earl Amdursky: Who's there? Carl Hanratty: Go **** yourselves.
  15. ashbury
    Did that one yesterday. You are awarded 0 internets.
  16. ashbury
    Knock knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent we score more than one run off this guy???
  17. ashbury
    You're already lucky it isn't liver and onions.
  18. ashbury
    Agatha who?
  19. ashbury
    Narc narc. Who's there?
  20. ashbury
    ftfy.
  21. ashbury
    You're welcome.
  22. ashbury
    I'm sorry, I d... oh, I get it. Tore it up 18 months ago skiing, got the ACL surgery, it's never been quite right, and it looks like the meniscus didn't mend itself so they're going in for a look. My wife babysat the last time, this time I'll go down there and help out until she feels well enough and/or is sick enough of me to send me back home.
  23. ashbury
    I can't keep up tonight. Got word my daughter is having knee surgery this Friday, so I may be scarce for a week or more.
  24. ashbury
    Do we attribute the run to me as well, then?
  25. ashbury
    Please explain the other fifty. / edit - our posts crossed in teh intertubes
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