ashbury
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Everything posted by ashbury
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Cowards run in my family.
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Why, is your refrigerator running?
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He looks like everyone else's unemployed uncle.
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Couldn't even finish what he started.
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When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will be punished.
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Probably should Like other people in the meantime.
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That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
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And if the fence posts weren't sunk all that deeply...?
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Sounds vaguely Zen, is my only guess.
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Will Smith be pitching?
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I for one am hoping that a preacher man will go by the rule "judge not".
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I clicked on somebody's link then it sat unviewed for a while, but it contained this gem:
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You douche.
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OK, thanks, see you next... hey waitaminnit! You owe *me* the check.
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> We were discussing you, not me.
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> Hello, I am Eliza. * I'm scoping out my neighbors wife and noticing Arcia's bra > How long have you been scoping out your neighbors wife and noticing Arcia's bra? http://www.manifestation.com/neurotoys/eliza.php3
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You're doing it the complicated way. Some guys just pick out a gal who doesn't like him, and buy the house for her.
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Maybe, but it violates rule #1: when Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
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Or why you now lived at the police station.
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My wife's thrown a first-pitch strike every time, so far.
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The All American Girls Professional Baseball League's first ambidextrous pitcher, in the post-game locker room after a doubleheader.
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Had to go look it up on Urban Dictionary, and boy am I glad I learned you don't hafta be banninated.
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Some Asian women are into that I hear.
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing, move along, nothing to see on the pitching mound folks.
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You would think Correia's thorough gruntling of him last night would have carried over.
