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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    Man, are you ever GREEDY!
  2. ashbury
    He looks cuddly.
  3. ashbury
    ESCO-BEAR!
  4. ashbury
    "You have sinned, Jennifer Lawrence..."
  5. ashbury
    Used to have a car like that. Drove it from 1987-91. I wasn't pleased with the results during the middle part of that period.
  6. ashbury
    Nope. When nature calls I like to do it far away from nature.
  7. ashbury
    I knew we could score if we could just get Hernandez out of the game and into the bullpen.
  8. ashbury
    Does throwing up count as (at some moment in time) Full?
  9. ashbury
    When Nunez is not the problem, man, have you got problems. I want to root for a team where Nunez is the problem.
  10. ashbury
    Ocho you din't. / Why yes, that WAS terrible. Thank you for noticing.
  11. ashbury
    I believe a live rooster is required, so Popeye's probably can't be the supplier.
  12. ashbury
    Eduardo catches it, one hopes.
  13. ashbury
    And Escobar would be code Yellow, but this is Nunez so it's code Red.
  14. ashbury
    The judges* have conferred, and the winner is AM. for Wear your crown proudly, AM.! *those who clicked 'Like', plus the ever-present possibility of an arbitrary tiebreaker
  15. ashbury
    If loving Rob Lowe is wrong I don't want you to be right.
  16. ashbury
    The horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer the girl.
  17. ashbury
    Two hours and how many minutes? Five?
  18. ashbury
    That's pitch #100 for Hernandez. He's supposed to be out of the game! Protest, Molly!
  19. ashbury
    It's fine if you stroke your chin here, but we'll not be having you stroke your mutters.
  20. ashbury
    Too late in the game for another punch line contest. Eh, you know what happens to a snowman with three, right?
  21. ashbury
    http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png
  22. ashbury
    Hughes has pitched tolerably well, and we have no chance. This has been your CBU.
  23. ashbury
    At least it's not Torii. He'd get caught trying to steal home. / for which there are significant consequences
  24. ashbury
    Plouffe huffing and puffing around the bases into third, as though Reese Witherspoon might be there waiting for him.
  25. ashbury
    The Twins are staying at a nice hotel in downtown Seattle. They want to get back in time for the Concierge's Reception.
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