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Ketchup??

Do you take your Italian beef wet or dry?

I was really hoping the Rays would've made it to the Word Series so he had a shot at a ring before retirment

Oh fudge! That's right! I remember crossing my fingers during the offseason he'd come back to Minnesota

A couple of game notes. It'll be nice to see Nelson Cruz coming up!

Ditto! I love watching games and seeing clips and automatically thinking, "Jomboy is gonna have a field day with this."

Well, the 2022 season has officially started now. We've finally cracked Jomboy's lineup this year. (I haven't watched it yet, but I'm assuming there's cussing.) Winning - A Breakdown

I keep rewatching the end of the game and "Yakety Sax" is all I hear in my head

Wait . . . you guys had Spring?

I'm sorry. It kept showing it wasn't posting, so I kept redoing it. It's not letting me delete multiple posts

The Twins are battling their tails off. Rocco is managing the best he can. I hope everyone is having a good day.

Guess we won't see a Kelly/Correa rematch

GGGGEEETTTT RREEAAADDDAAAAYYY!!!

And platooned it with "rainy"

At first I thought you were calling the wind "gutsy". I guess it is battling its tail off

He's getting his bubble wrap readjusted

Happy Earth Day! As Google so often does, its banner ties in with the current goings on of the world. In lieu of cute illustrations of Earth hugging itself or wearing a lampshade on its head after a few too many shots of ozone, today’s banner shows the effects of climate change over 20 years. That got me to thinking. What else has changed over the past 20 years? Hairstyles. Fashion. Minnesota Vikings Super Bowl Championships. Oh wait . . . We’re here to talk about baseball. Forget I said anything. Here is what our beloved baseball team’s roster looked like 20 years ago back in 2002. Recognize any of these names? Those were simpler times. 20gb of storage on the iPod Second Gen was, like, a lot of storage. Kelly Clarkson was America’s first Idol. I had three more years to learn about the heartache of paying back student loans. What are your favorite memories of the past 20 years? Here is how 2022’s Minnesota Twins stack up against the Chicago White Sox: Minnesota Twins: 1. Luis Arraez (L) 1B 2. Carlos Correa (R) SS 3. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 4. Max Kepler (L) RF 5. Gio Urshela (R) 3B 6. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 7. Gary Sanchez (R) C 8. Nick Gordon (L) CF 9. Miguel Sano (R) DH SP: Bailey Ober RHP 1-1 3.27 ERA Chicago White Sox: 1. Tim Anderson (R) SS 2. Leury Garcia (S) 2B 3. Jose Abreu (R) 1B 4. Eloy Jimenez (R) RF 5. Gavin Sheets (L) RF 6. A.J. Sheets (R) CF 7. Andrew Vaughen (R) LF 8. Reese McGuire (L) C 9. Jake Burger (R) 3B SP: Michael Kopech RHP 0-0 1.00 ERA And, as always:

Bud Grant was so mad he knocked over a statue of Leif Erikson

I know this is out of leftfield (pun intended), but I know this was brought up in an earlier game thread. Was it ever resolved in that discussion because here's an answer?

This one time I called the Minnesota Vikings and told them I worked for the Dallas Cowboys. I got them to trade a bunch of draft picks for Herschel Walker. I think the Dallas Cowboys went under the next season

Time to talk about serious baseball

Watched the game last night but not able to today. Yesterday it felt like we needed to put him on suicide watch. I can't imagine what today is like with the anemic hitting continuing

Confirmed