shortround81
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Everything posted by shortround81
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I blame the Herschel Walker trade -
Didn't things end on a sour note with Doug Mientkiewicz?? (I'm proud of myself that I can still spell his last name!!) Oof, AJ at the helm would be A LOT, especially for a team housed in a state where ketchup is "spicy"
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Oooh! Piece of personal history nobody asked for: I was at the first game Willians Astudillo pitched in! We got blown out by the Rays
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How about checking the Zapruder tapes??
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In the immortal words of Harry Doyle, "Welcome to Major League Baseball . . . sort of"
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No, but the offense wouldn't show up. HIOOOOH!
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I can't reveal my sources!!
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Over/under that the Wolves got more hits in last night than the Twins do today??
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Priceless
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Sincere Question: The Twins fire Rocco during the season, who on the staff would you want to take over as the interim? My gut says Tingler, but he was at the helm during the Padres metldown
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Would I be a d*** if I asked for my money back even though I haven't bought any tickets or streaming services??
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Maybe we need to try the Hidden Ball Trick. It fooled Griffey
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I know I keep harping on the poor guy to the point I owe him compensation for pain and suffering, but the White Sox, who thought Joey Gallo wasn't good enough to make their roster on a minor league deal, are beating us! 😔
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Joey Gallo's available to pitch. Bet we can get him pretty cheap 🤣
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THANK YOU! My thoughts exactly!
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The adult in me thinks, "That makes sense," The child in me thinks, "COOLEST JOB EVER!"
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I don't know if this makes starting 0 - 3 any more palatable, but it does make me chuckle
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Just started it and I already have a knot in my stomach. I also love the Band of Brothers connection. Stephen Graham (the dad) and Phillip Barantini (the director) were both in the series
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If the Twins make a deep playoff run, Morneau and Provus need to dress up as Bob & Doug for a Halloween broadcast
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Twins (Ryan) vs Cardinals (Fedde): 3/29/25, 1:15pm
shortround81 replied to Brock Beauchamp's topic in Archived Game Threads
I'm such a nerd my first thought was Boba Fett -
Twins (Ryan) vs Cardinals (Fedde): 3/29/25, 1:15pm
shortround81 replied to Brock Beauchamp's topic in Archived Game Threads
It's game day! Don't forget to put on your deodorant, you derelicts! -
Twins (Lopez) vs Cardinals (Gray): 3/27/25, 3:15pm
shortround81 replied to Brock Beauchamp's topic in Archived Game Threads
I would burn this state to the ground (See? I can quote Dan without denigrating women) -
Twins (Lopez) vs Cardinals (Gray): 3/27/25, 3:15pm
shortround81 replied to Brock Beauchamp's topic in Archived Game Threads
Not necessarily related and I'm probably the last one to cotton onto this, but Louie Varland's brother, Gus, is also a professional pitcher
