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Everything posted by shortround81

  1. Maybe we need to try the Hidden Ball Trick. It fooled Griffey
  2. I know I keep harping on the poor guy to the point I owe him compensation for pain and suffering, but the White Sox, who thought Joey Gallo wasn't good enough to make their roster on a minor league deal, are beating us! 😔
  3. Joey Gallo's available to pitch. Bet we can get him pretty cheap 🤣
  4. The adult in me thinks, "That makes sense," The child in me thinks, "COOLEST JOB EVER!"
  5. I don't know if this makes starting 0 - 3 any more palatable, but it does make me chuckle
  6. Just started it and I already have a knot in my stomach. I also love the Band of Brothers connection. Stephen Graham (the dad) and Phillip Barantini (the director) were both in the series
  7. If the Twins make a deep playoff run, Morneau and Provus need to dress up as Bob & Doug for a Halloween broadcast
  8. I'm such a nerd my first thought was Boba Fett
  9. It's game day! Don't forget to put on your deodorant, you derelicts!
  10. I would burn this state to the ground (See? I can quote Dan without denigrating women)
  11. Not necessarily related and I'm probably the last one to cotton onto this, but Louie Varland's brother, Gus, is also a professional pitcher
  12. Excuse me?!? Having a bona fide nickname system is the cornerstone of any MLB franchise
  13. B Flat - also a nickname in high school
  14. I played one of those in my junior high orchestra
  15. What's going to be the counterpart to "winner, winner, chicken dinner"? "Loser, loser, I'm a boozer"?
  16. That was my nickname in high school
  17. Hey, I bring the drama. And, the queso dip
  18. A friend of mine refers to Richard Branson's hair as a "mane"
  19. I really regret wearing that orange polo next that backdrop. Should've gone with black
  20. I sure am. I'm also a smarta** hence my original post. I honestly did not think Dan Hayes, a professional beat writer, would be calling women horses
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