Crap, sorry to hear that my friend. We're here for you, hopefully that's a good thing. It might be a bit much to ask from the starting 9 tonight though.
http://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/615x200/cme/cme_public_images/www_ehow_com/i.ehow.com/images/a06/vc/6f/open-plastic-tie-lock-800x800.jpg Tie locks, zip ties. Take your pick.