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  1. I hear that on everything!!! I could be discussing my thoughts and feelings and my wife will say "that's not expert analysis"... Let me tell you what you are really thinking".
  2. That wasn't expert analysis
  3. Well Dick... Nope... Arms straight up... Like you are being robbed at gunpoint or if someone is putting on deodorant for you.
  4. In consideration of all these Jack Links commercials... Has it been established that Sasquatch is real?
  5. Well Dick... Flowers is kind of a girly name for a baseball player
  6. That would be a great game thread experiment. An occasional expert analysis night. Why not tonight? Here's the format... To differentiate an expert analysis post from the others... Start any expert analysis post with this: Well Dick... And then follow with your expert analysis. Such as Well Dick... Milone is trying to set up Viciedo by throwing him multiple off speed pitches. He should now be able to blow his 84 MPH fastball by him.
  7. Well... Nothing to do now but sit back and wait for the upcoming Berrios injury.
  8. Somebody needs to be Chief
  9. Plouffe playing ball. Keep that stuff up... Trevor
  10. And don't forget... He's fast... I like fast and dirty.
  11. Yeah... Like I said... The Students weren't very good. You're a letter carrier delivering mail to Joe Mauer who is at home nursing a bruised pancreas... So you are Joe Mauer and you are the doctor... GO Mailman: Good afternoon Joe... Here's your mail for today. I counted them... 75 letters... That's down from the 300 a day you were getting last year. Joe: It's not your job... To count how many pieces of mail I get. Mailman: Actually it is... I'm a mailman. Doctor: Hello... I'm a doctor... Is there anything I can do to help. Joe: yeah... My pancreas has landed me on the DL and I make 23 million dollars a year. Mailman: take your shirt off... Let me take a look at it. Doctor: you dropped some mail... It's addressed to Joe. Here ya Go. Joe: that's 78 letters now. Mailman... Yeah... your pancreas is inflamed. You're gonna have to be shut down for the rest of the year. Joe: I'll tell Terry Ryan. Doctor: here are a couple more letters.
  12. I did an improv class one semester. The other people in the class were not very good and every scenerio ended up in a fake argument. Every single one... The teacher had to keep telling people... We don't have to get into an argument in every scenerio but it didn't help, You're a Doctor and you are delivering a baby at the Supermarket. You are the mother and you are the guy stocking produce. GO!!! Mother: Oh My God!!! My water Broke Produce Guy: I'm not cleaning that up Mother: Well get me a mop... It's not like I have anything better to do... How about... I throw this jar of Tomato Sauce... Will you clean that up? Produce Guy: Drop that jar of Tomato sauce lady and I'll throw this cabbage at you. Doctor: Hello I'm a doctor... Can I be of assistance? Produce Guy: Yeah... Here's a Mop
  13. Mauer with a triple!!! It took Delmon Young to get one. Did anyone notice how he coasted around 1st until he noticed it was Delmon out there. Joe could go for the extra base more... Not just when facing Delmon Young.
  14. I don't know... But I'm betting Glunn is a Boxer guy. He likes dogs.
  15. I have Gausman and it's playoff time. A complete game shut out would be OK with me. While deep down... I want the Twins to Win. I'm so conflicted
  16. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM
  17. Damn Good for a Canadian!!!
  18. Like trying to get the Ace of a Diamonds played in a game of wist so you can go on a Diamond run. The Orioles have used their challenge. Now the Twins can win this hand.
  19. Ha Ha... I love it... I was a pickpocket but I couldn't take it.
  20. That's easy to explain... I got my information from the Trib and it turns out... They were guessing and posting before it... Umm... Actually happened. The Twins out foxed the Trib and me as well.
  21. And Gomez before that. Sigh ... No doubt about it tho... The Orioles got better when they moved Jim Hoey.
  22. Comeback was a little short.
  23. That's the very definition of youth. That and nudity.
  24. The Orioles have their Nolasco on the mound.
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