I remember the days when you'd open up a box of Old Dutch and some Land O' Lakes French Onion dip and life was good. Sitting with your feet on the counter... Untangling the phone chord while talking to your girlfriend and watching the Dukes of Hazzard on the little Kitchen black and white.
I would try one but I'm pretty sure I would not try the second one. I can't even imagine that combo of Flavors in my mind. If I dropped a potato chip in my coffee... I'd probably got get another cup of coffee.
He will look better when he remembers things like... Mechanics.... Repeating his stroke. Right Now he thinks he's this girl http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/27/fan-throws-worst-first-pitch-since-50-cent/?utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F