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Everything posted by Riverbrian

  1. Riverbrian
    That double is gonna look lonely on the Dozier spray chart.
  2. Riverbrian
    That made me laugh... Woke up my wife.
  3. Riverbrian
    Nunez needs to play more.
  4. Riverbrian
    I'll take the sticky... I just don't want to pay 60 cents for an empty can. Someone at work is going to get the empty can... It's only a matter of time.
  5. Riverbrian
    Yeah... That's on me. I had concussions and no chance to heal as a kid.
  6. Riverbrian
    A Knack for Cars!!! It takes me while but when I start rolling... Get out of my way.
  7. Riverbrian
    Oh Fur... I got it... That was good... I was slow
  8. Riverbrian
    What does an animal skinner get from his job?
  9. Riverbrian
    What did Henry Ford Have?
  10. Riverbrian
    Nunez sure can't play D
  11. Riverbrian
    I've been thinking about you today... My friend. I'm sure it has been a long day.
  12. Riverbrian
    That jump was worse than the Perez throw was good.
  13. Riverbrian
    Alright Halftime.... And now the 9th inning has my full attention. Oh Look... Fireflies... I wonder if we have any jars. I don't think we do... I like Tomato Sauce... Especially over Spaghetti or on Pizza.
  14. Riverbrian
    Elizabeth II
  15. Riverbrian
    Yeah it's ok... But... Lie if you don't mind.
  16. Riverbrian
    UND is getting killed... I had to step out for some air... Ok... I'm going back in (Big Gulp of Air)
  17. Riverbrian
    Yeah... In all seriousness... He was right. I was like 20 years old at the time. If anyone would have been killed or injured and that comment was out there. The station would have gotten a black eye. A big ole black eye.
  18. Riverbrian
    Alright... I gotta shut er down. Head over to the watch ESPN App. It's UND kickoff time. Rest easy all... I hope we can preserve this tie.
  19. Riverbrian
    With Chicks singing "Ooooo wah Ooo... Excitable Boy" in the background
  20. Riverbrian
    Johnny: All right fellow babies, that was the Doors, and this is sort of Johnny Fever, kind of Doctor. And after [slurs] nine drinks, Venus Flytrap is catatonic, and I myself have personally just seen a giant pig. He is currently painting the walls of our lobby.
  21. Riverbrian
    [after an elderly couple has broken into the DJ booth] Dr. Johnny Fever: All right, you two, up against the wall! I don't know what you want but you should know I've killed a lot of old people in my time. And I'm not above doing it again.
  22. Riverbrian
    Les Nessman: It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says H A P P Y... T H A N K S... giving... from W... K... R... P! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air... There's a third... No parachutes yet... Those can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! They're turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd... Dr. Johnny Fever: Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.
  23. Riverbrian
    My favorite was when he led off his newscast with the story that the transmitter blew up.
  24. Riverbrian
    I won't give you the score but I apologize for letting you know that the Gophers are playing on the Vikings New home Field.
  25. Riverbrian
    Boog-Errrrrrrrrrr!!!
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