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  1. Riverbrian
    What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a "deaf" penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!
  2. Riverbrian
    We are still happy with Hernandez... Right? Runs happen every once in awhile... Right?
  3. Riverbrian
    And boy are my arms tired!
  4. Riverbrian
    Chevy Chase: Weekend Update recognizes its obligation to present responsible opposing viewpoints to our editorials. Here with an editorial reply is Miss Emily Litella. Emily Litella: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?
  5. Riverbrian
    I was yelling "play something you know" and they did.
  6. Riverbrian
    "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic) – 5:01 "In Bloom" – 4:14 "Come as You Are" – 3:39 "Breed" – 3:03 "Lithium" – 4:17 "Polly" – 2:57 "Territorial Pissings" (Cobain, Chet Powers) – 2:22 "Drain You" – 3:43 "Lounge Act" – 2:36 "Stay Away" – 3:32 "On a Plain" – 3:16 "Something in the Way" – 3:55
  7. Riverbrian
    My wife informed that I was raking. I'd trade but its too late... I Missed the first inning but I got the front yard done in 3 minutes. The neighbors were laughing at my speed raking. It must have been a sight.
  8. Riverbrian
    I more interested about the reverse effects of Halsey's rubbing. When he rubs... It doesn't remove... It makes it stronger... His Cat is now a Lion.
  9. Riverbrian
    And look what that rubbing would have done!!!
  10. Riverbrian
    In consideration of everything... The whole thing was a big large super sized bungling. A. The package we got for Santana was disapointing in total. B. The placing of Gomez immediately on the Twins Roster was an accute example of rushing a prospect. C. Trading Gomez for Hardy was a mistake in my mind because Gomez was still young and going to be something special in my opinion. D. Trading Hardy for Hoey was worse than A B and C. The trade started bad and just kept getting worse. With that said... you just don't know how trades are gonna go. I myself once traded my car for an actual polar bear. I did research and a polar bear was 100,000 dollars in value at the time. My car had 100,000 miles. It was a no brainer. The truck shows up and drops the bear off at my house. The neighbors started complaining immediately. I had to build an enclosure because it turns out it was pretty strong and the rope and stake that worked for my dog wasn't getting it done. You would be surprised at the cost of seal meat and how much they eat and how much there was to clean up after, and worst of all, The bear didn't like to be hugged at all and those claws are real. I tried to give it a hug and it sliced me pretty good and I had to walk to the emergency room bleeding terribly because I had traded my car. That was a bad deal. We've all made em.
  11. Riverbrian
    I don't have a question on scoring... Most of my questions center on things like... Is the Refrigerator Light On when the door is closed? I just wanted to say Thank You Stew.
  12. Riverbrian
    LOL... If Vin Scully makes things up during the course of his broadcasts. In my mind... That only cements his position as the greatest Baseball announcer ever. If he doesn't have an interesting story on a player. No problem... I'll just write something or come up with something off the top of my head. "1 out in the top of the third... That brings up Aaron Hill for the Diamondbacks... Aaron Hill is a California product.. Born in the San Joaquin Valley... in the Town of Visalia. The Pitch from Kershaw... Low and outside... Ball one... The San Joaquin Valley is known as the Food Basket of the World and as a child... Aaron was instrumental in the devolopment of nut production in the area. Another fastball from Kershaw... Hill Checks his swing in time... The Pitch is Low... 2-0 the Count now on Aaron Hill. When Aaron was seven years old... He was trying to dig a hole to China... He didn't know that if you tunneled straight down... You end up in the Indian Ocean... But he tried anyway... The Enterprising Young Man that he was. That one catches the corner for a Strike... 2 balls 1 Strike. Water isn't easy to come by in the Valley. Many of the area farms were facing doom with no way to irrigate the Nut Crops. It was Aaron Hill who dug just deep enough to find water and in the process he invented Shallow Well Irrigation saving the 2 billion a year industry. Walnuts, Pastachios, Pecans and Hazelnuts... You can thank Aaron Hill. Slider from Kershaw... Popped up in the infield... Gonzalez settles under... Taps his glove twice and makes the catch. Two Out".
  13. Riverbrian
    I thought everyone knew
  14. Riverbrian
    LOL... Doumit with a stolen base. You don't get to type that very often.
  15. Riverbrian
    Must be nice living in American Somoa.
  16. Riverbrian
    Number Fun... With April in the books... Eduardo Escobar has more Home Run than: Victor Martinez, Allan Craig, Jedd Gyorko and Eric Hosmer combined. I know this because V-Mart, Craig, Gyorko and Hosmer are all on my fantasy team.
  17. Riverbrian
    With the cliche count in effect. How many Cliches before Gardy pulls Diamond?
  18. Riverbrian
    Nice... For an old guy
  19. Riverbrian
    Good first inning... I Approve
  20. Riverbrian
    I would have if I knew it was gonna go 19... Since I didn't know... I didn't
  21. Riverbrian
    Ashburyjohn... What a dude... Going outside to grab his own dinner... Probably Squirrel or something.
  22. Riverbrian
    No one could tip toe quiet enough to sneak up on him. After his baseball career... He got a job working for NASA listening for new sounds originating from space.
  23. Riverbrian
    Bob Keeshan? Jo Ann Pflug?
  24. Riverbrian
    Aaron Neville?
  25. Riverbrian
    Twinkles... I love the salty flavor. Are you all saying the salty flavor isn't intentional.
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