Another good indication of a big weekend outing in the South is when the sheriff tells you to never do nuthin' like this again... http://southerlyjournal.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/deliverance_190pyxurz.jpg
Oh, I don't know if it's quite that bad. It was pretty exhilarating to see Buxton strike out swinging at a fastball in the zone instead of a curveball in the dirt for a change.
Twins fans' vision of Lance Lynn crushing the Pirates in his debut: http://i.imgur.com/plFezKp.gif Lance Lynn's first inning as a Twin: http://capricorncity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Bart-Sells-His-Soul-Dinosaur-Sponge.gif
If player values updated in real time graphs like stocks, I'm guessing that Lynn's 'buy low' valley came right as the luxury box windows shattered when Moran's grand slam passed through the sound barrier.
That was my thought as well. Some guys go there as aging veteran to milk a little more money and/or fun out of the sport, but guys Vargas' age get money, AB's, and a chance to be (re)discovered.