J/k, and anyway, I'm on the east coast, which will collectively begin its day an hour earlier than my native Minnesota, in order to punish me more and sooner for my staying up to watch this marathon disguised as a ball game.
What's really amazing is that his parents kept it a secret from HIM until he graduated from high school. FX is debuting a new series about it to take the place of The Americans when it finishes. http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/television/2016/03/160303_TV_americans-season-four.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpg
I think Puerto Rico is so far south that high humidity there makes the ball travel less instead of more off the bat. And the toilets spin backwards too, I think.
Marcellus Wallace likes this http://img1.es.gtsstatic.com/article/620/the-rock/marcellus-wallace-ving-rhames-pulp-fiction_06a320fcd16201dacc327683cabae993f9d7b04f.jpg
ESPN salutes the island natives playing in the game, and suddenly I'm hungry for chocolate and sugar-coated cereal. If Berry-O's aren't a real cereal, they should be.
I was sort of hoping that Sundown from Top Gun would meet him at the dugout stairs and yell "What do you mean, 'It didn't look good'? It doesn't get to look any better than that!" http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uhbIuTPI5k/SUnSihDxzkI/AAAAAAAAABk/FGNFSpJo5e8/s320/sundown_205.jpg