Insult + injury = I hate math almost as much as Twins losses like this. Kidding aside, yes, even weeding the garden and would have been a big evening win over watching the Twins. Unless you were stung by a bee in said garden. Then, coin flip.
If you want to really observe zubaz in their natural habitat, attend a pre- groom's dinner beer bust in Green Bay. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/ZUBAZ_10.jpg
You've got the right idea, with the caveat that they only fit tightly on those least flattered by them. And since nobody is flattered by them, well... The...horror. The...horror. http://cpshaw.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/apocalypse-now-brando-the-horror.jpg
If you have four minutes and three seconds, give or take, to hear a legendary Minnesota cult band's musical ode to magical pants and their role in a romantic story about a one-eyed lady in France, here's a link.
Guy down the dorm hall from me felt he needed a collared shirt for a first date. Money being in short supply, he proudly returned from the thrift store with a polo bowling team shirt with the name 'Clyde' stitched above the pocket. Talk about creating an unshakeable nickname for yourself.
107 pitches, and he usually tops out around 110-115. It would surprise me if they asked him to face anyone but the lone lefty in the twins lineup, Parmelee, But then again, about a quarter of what most MLB managers do surprises me.