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  1. In the immortal words of noted baseball historian and laureate Rob Base: It takes two... to make a thing go right, It takes two... to make it out of sight. Hit it.
  2. Dick: "The Twins catch a bit of a bad break here, catching the Yankees bullpen between off days on Thursday and Monday". Not pictured: the even worse luck of 'catching' the Yankees in a year when they have the best 3-2-1 bullpen trio in baseball.
  3. He's pretty modest, so he might prefer the term 'professional'.
  4. Louie Anderson: 'Almost Home cookies are the most perfectly named product ever, 'cause that's the farthest I've ever gotten them.'
  5. One can see how, with the exception of learned Twins scouting types, those watching Pineida and the Yanks bullpen might get the mistaken impression that strikeouts somehow correlate to effective pitching.
  6. Oh, great.. Tried it and now Windows 10 says it is an unauthenticated copy. Or maybe it was due to downloading Win10 from that site offering exotic business opportunities in Thailand...
  7. No problem, the Twins will just regain the lead vs. the Hundred Mile an Hour Club...
  8. The absence or presence of sleeves that day will mercifully remain a mystery forever... http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/maxresdefault-2.jpg
  9. http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e9/4c/37/e94c37a656f33295e04a82464f789fd3.jpg
  10. Also works for fans of 70's/80's Winnebagos! http://only-carz.com/data_images/gallery/01/winnebago-brave/winnebago-brave-02.jpg
  11. Terrible pitcher, terrible hair and glasses, and terribly disappointing teams ===> http://muse.union.edu/adamsk/files/2013/05/the-perfect-storm.jpeg
  12. http://img04.deviantart.net/fb28/i/2006/096/6/9/wile_e__coyote__by_themrock.jpg
  13. But he's the pitcher they deserve. A dark hole at the back of the rotation. A silent protector of deficits. http://cdn1.xda-developers.com/customavatars/avatar5216367_1.gif
  14. He's gone? "Where'd Huuuu goooo?"
  15. I gave that a like too. The gut part, not the moron part. I'm undecided on the Sheesh.
  16. How many people would bother to read, let alone post, at TD if during a season this crappy nobody talked about what the Twins have done wrong or what they should do differently? A dozen? Fewer? With regard to your second point, what if the Twins DO go apewaste and play .500 ball to close out the season? They'll still lose 93 games and rank among the worst teams in baseball. In broad strokes, what does a basement-to-contention one season turnaround consist of for the Twins in your estimation? It would be a historically drastic reversal. It's been done before, but the '91 Twins are a brilliant illustration of what a series of breaks and even borderline miracles that kind of thing takes. And however you feel about Terry Ryan, or the Pohlads for that matter, you should be aware that if they start shoveling 2017 contention nonsense in the off season, they're going to shoot their remaining credibility in the foot with both barrels.
  17. As if you're not already after a season like this. Nobody would have dealt for Roy Hobbs without Wonder Boy, nobody's going to burn a high pick on Thor in their superhero fantasy draft without Mjolnir, and unless the Bunyan Bat comes with him nobody's going to come calling for Suzuki and the chance to benefit indirectly from his appearances in a new multi-million dollar Axe Body Spray promotion.
  18. I'm pretty sure there's at least one GM who might place at least a little stock in a hitter either improving or going on a half=season hot streak during his age 33 season. Unfortunately he's the one GM who could believe that and yet do the Twins absolutely no good in a Suzuki trade scenario.
  19. How about nobody gets to leave for lunch until there's a C+ prospect headed to MN for him? Or maybe make that a B- prospect. Dick said last night that with Zukey's recent hot streak we have to talk seriously about whether Kurt belongs in the All Star Game.
  20. I'm on board with that, if my mental image of what .325 baseball looks like is correct: http://img.ifcdn.com/images/65676138993858359c7ccc74f53277d432eb616203f8269d25603d37b3a9e5ca_1.jpg
  21. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg
  22. Let's just hope he doesn't go Alex Kintner on us... http://www.top10films.co.uk/img/Jaws_The-Unseen-Monster_Mrs-Kintner.jpg
  23. Not Abad way to close out the game. Warm up the brooms... http://www.wellerschimneysweeps.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/chimnet-sweep-boy-sm.jpg
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