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  1. And with that Jepsen appearance the Corgi's night is over... http://www.corgidogs.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/chuck5.jpg
  2. Whatever Smalleys flaws as an announcer, he can match Bremer's magnificent gift for understatement note for note when critiquing the Twins: "The Twins just are not playing the game crisply tonight..." http://preview.turbosquid.com/Preview/2014/07/10__06_24_11/RottenApple2chk247.jpg8d33e5e5-9d97-41a5-bf47-63b1c45af509Original.jpg
  3. 'Roger, Corgi Seven, mission clock is running, we have liftoff'... http://i.imgur.com/zaFPaqw.gif
  4. 'Houston, CorgiGoRound Seven, main engine ignition'...
  5. Bert's contract is for 100 games each season, and he picks most of them. Marney's season ends with the 20th pouty post-loss interview or the 10th collateral damage gatorade bath, whichever comes first...
  6. Yuckaroo Yonzai, even... http://www.notcoming.com/images/reviews/l/buckaroo-banzai.jpg
  7. Who smells an extension? http://cdn.toonvectors.com/images/35/10258/toonvectors-10258-460.jpg
  8. It's hard for me to believe that Nunez just saw the initial carom and went into little league home run mode. But harder for me to believe is that it's going to end up actually mattering whose fault it is or that it's not going to happen again because of action that gets taken to prevent it.
  9. Yup. And now it takes over a hundred questions on the Voight Kampff to ID Kepler as a replicant, up from 20 or 30 when he arrived from off-world. Nexus 6, baby! http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Max+Kepler+jFCN7TCMm0Qm.jpg
  10. The higher his trade value becomes with improved play, the more indispensable Terry Ryan will regard him as. http://progresoweekly.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/alan-arkin4-catch22.jpg Catch Twenty Two. http://www.majesticathletic.com/store/ProductImages/details/13307_home_b.jpg
  11. Just wait til you see the thread when the Twins DFA him, though.
  12. My guess is that a closed Twins clubhouse vote on whether to play the game tomorrow or just forfeit now, fire up the team charter jet, and be on Lake Minnetonka by 7 would result in a pretty evenly split decision.
  13. And yet he overcame Powerball odds to tease us with a two out single against Chapman. He's still a question wrapped in a riddle wrapped in the most boring celebrity ever to make millions doing commercials.
  14. Did Mauer just get a hit vs. Chapman, or do I need to see if Walgreens messed up my prescription again?
  15. You know it's a bad call when you think the other team got hosed. You know it's a terrible call when that other team is the Yankees.
  16. Gregarious? Hell, I'd settle for getting Mildly Pleased with the Twins at this point.
  17. Grossman throws out a baserunner at the plate!
  18. Yet totally predictable. I believe that's called a "paradox". http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m396/style_a_work_in_progress/ButtonParadox.jpg
  19. Dick, trying to provide a context for the historical greatness of the 2016 Yankees bullpen: '...much like the 2002 Twins bullpen, which featured Mike Jackson, Tony Fiore, LaTroy Hawkins, JC Romero, and top closer Eddie Guardado'. Roy, off mic between innings: 'I'm not sure if the fans can tell if you're serious about that stuff or you're just making s#!^ up'. Dick: 'It isn't important for them to know the differene. It's only important for me to know' http://movie-dude.co.uk/George%20C%20Scott%20%20Patton%20(1969).jpg [Edit: Dick actually said that first thing. Not sure about the others.]
  20. If only the penalty for trafficking in human organs weren't so stiff...
  21. That or OxyClean. If neither of those can remove the stain of Twins relief pitching from your eyeball, nothing will.
  22. Twins getting worse. They managed a pop foul in the 3K inning yesterday.
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