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MVP Nick Punto

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Everything posted by MVP Nick Punto

  1. MVP Nick Punto
    Currently maintaining temperatures above ambient conditions. Unless they're a reptilian. In that case, I think it means currently on a heat pad.
  2. MVP Nick Punto
    1911, and point it at the pitcher when he's at the plate to encourage hits
  3. MVP Nick Punto
    Maybe "hot date" just means "warm body" of any sort?
  4. MVP Nick Punto
    Angry react
  5. MVP Nick Punto
    A&D
  6. MVP Nick Punto
    ftfy
  7. MVP Nick Punto
    Maximus Decimus Keplerus showing that Germanic power! Why did I give him a Latin name, then?
  8. MVP Nick Punto
    Do you think the Twins bullpen is descended from the lookouts on the Titanic (if they survived)?
  9. MVP Nick Punto
    Sorry for late quote; I was busy unintentionally racking TF out for a couple hours. Anyway,
  10. MVP Nick Punto
    Someone tell the Twins to wrap their knuckles on their day off, too. We're going up against four punching bags in a row after tomorrow. I know that's an easy trap to fall into, but as of this writing, the teams we play after TB have a combined 95-136 record for a W% of .411 and none are over .500, with a day off before the first game against said EVERLAST™ products, with a short flight from CLE to DET, then a day off before 6 in a row (9 total, but I was only counting the speed/heavy bags) in that place across from Target Center. And the MinniePauls should be motivated to take out any frustration they have in that stretch on those teams full of poor, pitiful mortals as, starting on the 11th, they play 13 days in a row with a trip from Bloomington to Missouri at the end. Hmm, maybe I should've broken up this paragraph? Nah, who am I, Hemingway? Pfft!
  11. MVP Nick Punto
    Yes, but when we need to produce a hit in a close game I cringe when I see Miguel on deck
  12. MVP Nick Punto
    Yo.
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    I'm liking how the Twins decided to get back to killin' it *no jinxies* after that game we don't talk about.
  14. MVP Nick Punto
    And now we see how Trevor June compares to Trevor May.
  15. MVP Nick Punto
    Bye, bye, Byron
  16. MVP Nick Punto
    Don't worry, I don't need my heart or my sanity, anyway
  17. MVP Nick Punto
    Can't make it too hard on them. Gotta keep fans in the seats.
  18. MVP Nick Punto
    Eyyyy, rack 'em up, fellas! Keep piling it on! Not to improve your record, but to stick it to the haters!
  19. MVP Nick Punto
    Is the nibbler nickname a Futurama reference?
  20. MVP Nick Punto
    Doing work on both sides of the plate right now
  21. MVP Nick Punto
    Castro saved me from having a heart attack there.
  22. MVP Nick Punto
    Non sequitur, but at first glance I read your name as FTLwinsGuy, and really wondered for a minute how you broke the lightspeed barrier.
  23. MVP Nick Punto
    Now is it over?
  24. MVP Nick Punto
    I'm not sure how much I can put that run on Gib's son. That throw to first was, well, let's just say it left me with a bit of a furrowed brow.
  25. MVP Nick Punto
    I was first able to check in I think at the very moment Jose gave up his first runs, since I watched the score tick from 1-0 to 1-2 immediately after I clicked the gamecast. I was very worried when Jose gave up 3 in 3, but was very encouraged to see he blanked them for his remaining 3.67, and by the way we were able to win it in the 9th on the road. Go Twins, beat the Devil Rays!
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