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She was greedy and busted my balls too much! -
It's about f'in time. Good job Sano!
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Well Sonny, back on 11-24-71, I was in a bind. To be discreet I will keep it simple, not to be too detail oriented. I had been working for the man, and they cut my benefits and pension in August of 70. I reached my breaking point. My work was integral to their cause. I had to take matters into my own hands. My plan worked out perfectly, I never meant to hurt any of the Northwest Orient Airlines employees, and I didn't. They were very accommodating. It certainly was a hassle, but once I got the money that I thought I definitely deserved, and the parachute, which was a stressful situation because I thought they would sabotage it, but fortunately they did not, and I jumped from that airplane and went on to live a very good life. It was a victimless crime and I have no regrets. That jump was colder than a witches you know what and I suffered from frostbite, a pretty bad case I must admit, but I had to refrain from going to the hospital because I didn't want to make any noise. I still have nerve damage in my hands from that incident, but it was damn well worth it. I mapped this whole thing out and I had a colleague pick me up at a rendevous spot. He had to wait 7 hours because jumping from an airplane ain't none too accurate. But that little incident set me up for life and I have no regrets as I enter the ending chapter of my life. They got what they deserved. DB
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Damn, she has strong index fingers.
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I was worried it might be misconstrued. The story behind it is this: as an extremist Twins Fan, I threw gasoline on Bernie Brewer and started him on fire. Now he will die.
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Feel the Bern!
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Blake, you have to turn the sad off man. Turn on the happiness, the optimism.
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You and me both!
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Understood, I am sure your family will find a way to top it... in another 7 years. (; Your kids are lucky, I hope they appreciate all that you and your wife have done for them.
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Gee willickers, that is sure sad.
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Van, that is great news. Go get her. Treat her like a rare diamond. She is the apple of your eye. How can you not?
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This streak has become stressful. Thank goodness it is over with. I wonder how Vanimal is doing with his romantic endeavor, I hope it is going as good as this game has gone. I remember when me and my wife hooked up back in September of 1999. Going to meet her, I was nervous, sweaty. and discombobulated. By no stretch did I think she would be my wife. I hope Vanimal has had great success!!! Win # Uno, let's drink the Rally Rum my compatriots!
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Rally Monkey can suck my Funky!
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I know this is frowned upon, but damn, we need some ****ing luck..
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The guy who makes your bulge double in size! (:
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This is bull ****e! Maybe the Fox Boys North Can help us?
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What are you talking about? The book I am reading from the 19th Century Ottoman Empire Romantic Author, Trempir Auktatoglu, seems fairly feasible?
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Hey Van. Remember to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and stroke her hair ever so gently.
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James, I have accommodated your critique. This S.O.B. better work tonight.
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Hey James... It is the product of pure laziness.
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This trade bums me out. I can't believe the Twins traded Willie Banks for Matt Walbeck. What are they thinking?
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I don't think the trade was an indictment against Storen. Washington needed back-end bullpen help and they hoped Storen would play the role of being a good soldier. Papelbon would not have approved the trade if he wasn't going to be the closer.
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They are all saved on my computer - no worries.
