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  1. That's not good. I don't necessarily have ninja level reflexes.
  2. Chief, do you realize that the Turtle in this picture is older than every human being on Earth except for you?
  3. The Twins F.O. philosophy is a brick, you cannot bend a brick, you can only pulverize it. The Pohlad's own jackhammers and such, but they don't know how to use them and are lazy learners.
  4. Agreed. It is not cool sounding like "Trudeau".
  5. Hey Van. Life is strange and it changes day to day. If by chance we don't hear from you much going forward, It is straight forward understandable. Go live your life and indulge. I'm so happy that girl you crushed on is working out and the new job opportunity seems promising, given the fact that you are intrigued, that has to mean something. God Speed my Son!
  6. I don't want to break your heart Aggie7, but that is a picture of me from a Halloween Party in 2012. I'm not sure you would like what I bring to the table.
  7. Yeah, I hear Viagra doesn't work after 437 years of age. Why waste your time. Go have some fun!
  8. 100 Hundred Meth Addicts in a song and dance routine?
  9. I hope the water stayed the same color after that incident.
  10. Yeah, I get that. I have a lot Sconnie connections. Met my wife in River Falls, have a good amount of friends that live there. I am a city slicker and half Mongol Minnesotan... I embrace those facts as well.
  11. That actually should have been pretty nostalgic as they were still around in your youth.
  12. Arcia is a lot like playing the slot machines at a casino or letting an orangutang give you a haircut. Eventually you will lose. The haircut part is not pretty.
  13. I've seen enough. You have my solidarity Sconnie. Half of my lineage comes from that state. Screw those Mongol, elitist Minnesotans. Let us indulge in a Leinenkugel, Bratwurst and Sauerkraut DQ Blizzard! Lex Talionis!
  14. Well, if that's how you're playing it, I'll vote for me. I want Twins Daily to "Feel the Bark".
  15. Brian, you make "Getting the Short End of the Stick" sound positive. The hard reality of the situation is that somebody has to lead this Island of Misfit Toys. You are the chosen one.
  16. I am disappointed with the Rally Rum Label today. But I still think it has some good mojo left in it.
  17. Damn it young lady. You need to keep this discreet!
  18. My word is my bond young whipper snapper. I have talked too much.
  19. They are so wrong. It's embarrassing. And deep down you know that is true.
  20. To echo Brian and Chief from a few days ago. Park's power is up my ass legitimate. Holy buckets x 17!
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