It's obvious he is banged up, but this scenario was one a lot of people were concerned about. We were witnesses to watching youth abruptly fading into old age. I just turned 40 too this summer and I don't type as fast anymore. I started eating prunes. I watch squirrels do their thing watching from my window for hours a day. It sucks.
Uncomfortable at first, but I imagine you would get used to it and depending on the chunkiness of it, it might come in handy if you are eating really spicy wings. It will stop the embarrassment of having a runny nose.
I have learned something in the last month+. I cannot go back to the world of the Minnesota Twins where they don't have Mega Behemoth Power Hitter. It has become my heroin and there is no intervention that will pry me away from this euphoric drug.