My solution:
1. Lower the mound.
2. Enlarge the strike zone.
3. Use softer baseballs.
Fewer walks. Fewer K's (because there wouldn't be as much of a downward plane on pitches). More balls would be put in play but the increase would be mainly in the form of weaker contact.
This post seems to imply that playing 3B is a factor in Sano's injuries. I don't believe that's the case this year and it certainly wasn't the case during the last two months of 2017. I think he'll be at 3B most days when he's healthy.
I think there were a few games in 2011 in which Cuddyer had a scorecard triple crown: 5,5,5--position in batting order, uniform number, position in field.
Cards fans (and probably players) are looking at this game and wondering how it is possible that this is the same team that recently lost 11 of 12 games. In their defense I wonder the same thing.
And Ohtani is in the AL, so except for the very few times he pitches in an NL park you have to DH for him because otherwise you lose your DH for the whole game.