Article: Those Damn Yankees: Oh ... a Derek Jeter Gift Basket ... Awkward

[Twins Fan From Afar]

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[Larsbars08]

Let's hope there was a complimentary A-Rod as a centaur postcard.

 

I like to think that Joe Mauer's one night stand gift basket has zubaz's and his most recent mixtape.

[Twins Fan From Afar]

Sweet Lord how could I forget Zubaz. I assume the zebra-stripe ones like I wore as a soccer goalie in 7th grade.

[DakotaTwins]

I'm thinking there was also a "Thank God I wasn't drafted by the Pirates or Royals" postcard in Jeter's "thank you" basket.

[Gernzy]

When I first started reading this I thought it was Tom Cruise's fantasy...