Hello, fellow humans! My name is William Malone IV. Son of William Malone III. And I come with great news! Regular season baseball starts next week. But this great news comes with a catch. The Minnesota Twins will not be playing regular season baseball next week. Instead, the Chicago Cubs and Los Angeles Dodgers will have an epic clash overseas.

But we need not worry. Our beloved Twins will be playing regular season baseball soon enough. There will be 162 beautiful regular season games, and die hard fans will not miss a single pitch. But if you have to miss some games here or there, your ole pal William Malone IV has you covered. For I have seen the future! And by seeing the future, I already know the results of every single game from the 2025 Major League Baseball season. So here they are!

Game 1 at St. Louis - W (1-0)
Game 2 at St. Louis - W (2-0)
Game 3 at St. Louis - W (3-0)
Game 4 at Chicago AL - W (4-0)
Game 5 at Chicago AL - L (4-1)
Game 6 at Chicago AL - L (4-2)
Game 7 vs Houston - L (4-3)
Game 8 vs Houston - W (5-3)
Game 9 vs Houston - W (6-3)
Game 10 at Kansas City - L (6-4)
Game 11 at Kansas City - L (6-5)
Game 12 at Kansas City - W (7-5)
Game 13 at Kansas City - L (7-6)
Game 14 vs Detroit - W (8-6)
Game 15 vs Detroit - W (9-6)
Game 16 vs Detroit - W (10-6)
Game 17 vs New York NL - W (11-6)
Game 18 vs New York NL - L (11-7)
Game 19 vs New York NL - L (11-8)
Game 20 at Atlanta - L (11-9)
Game 21 at Atlanta - L (11-10)
Game 22 at Atlanta - W (12-10)
Game 23 vs Chicago AL - L (12-11)
Game 24 vs Chicago AL - W (13-11)
Game 25 vs Chicago AL - L (13-12)
Game 26 vs Los Angeles AL - W (14-12)
Game 27 vs Los Angeles AL - L (14-13)
Game 28 vs Los Angeles AL - W (15-13)
Game 29 at Cleveland - W (16-13)
Game 30 at Cleveland - W (17-13)
Game 31 at Cleveland - L (17-14)
Game 32 at Cleveland - L (17-15)
Game 33 at Boston - W (18-15)
Game 34 at Boston - L (18-16)
Game 35 at Boston - W (19-16)
Game 36 vs Baltimore - W (20-16)
Game 37 vs Baltimore - W (21-16)
Game 38 vs Baltimore - L (21-17)
Game 39 vs San Francisco - W (22-17)
Game 40 vs San Francisco - W (23-17)
Game 41 vs San Francisco - L (23-18) 
Game 42 at Baltimore - L (23-19)
Game 43 at Baltimore - W (24-19)
Game 44 at Baltimore - L (24-20)
Game 45 at Milwaukee - W (25-20)
Game 46 at Milwaukee - W (26-20)
Game 47 at Milwaukee - W (27-20)
Game 48 vs Cleveland - L (27-21)
Game 49 vs Cleveland - L (27-22)
Game 50 vs Cleveland - W (28-22)
Game 51 vs Kansas City - W (29-22)
Game 52 vs Kansas City - W (30-22)
Game 53 vs Kansas City - L (30-23)
Game 54 at Tampa Bay - W (31-23)
Game 55 at Tampa Bay - L (31-24)
Game 56 at Tampa Bay - W (32-24)
Game 57 at Seattle - L (32-25)
Game 58 at Seattle - W (33-25)
Game 59 at Seattle - W (34-25)
Game 60 at Sacramento - W (35-25)
Game 61 at Sacramento - W (36-25)
Game 62 at Sacramento - W (37-25)
Game 63 at Sacramento - L (37-26)
Game 64 vs Toronto - L (37-27)
Game 65 vs Toronto - L (37-28)
Game 66 vs Toronto - W (38-28)
Game 67 vs Texas - L (38-29)
Game 68 vs Texas - W (39-29)
Game 69 vs Texas - L (39-30)
Game 70 at Houston - W (40-30)
Game 71 at Houston - W (41-30)
Game 72 at Houston - L (41-31)
Game 73 at Cincinnati - W (42-31)
Game 74 at Cincinnati - W (43-31)
Game 75 at Cincinnati - W (44-31) 
Game 76 vs Milwaukee - L (44-32)
Game 77 vs Milwaukee - L (44-33)
Game 78 vs Milwaukee - W (45-33)
Game 79 vs Seattle - W (46-33)
Game 80 vs Seattle - W (47-33)
Game 81 vs Seattle - L (47-34)
Game 82 vs Seattle - L (47-35)
Game 83 at Detroit - W (48-35)
Game 84 at Detroit - W (49-35)
Game 85 at Detroit - W (50-35)
Game 86 at Miami - L (50-36)
Game 87 at Mimai - L (50-37)
Game 88 at Miami - L (50-38)
Game 89 vs Tampa Bay - L (50-39)
Game 90 vs Tampa Bay - L (50-40)
Game 91 vs Tampa Bay - W (51-40)
Game 92 vs Chicago NL - W (52-40)
Game 93 vs Chicago NL - L (52-41)
Game 94 vs Chicago NL - W (53-41)
Game 95 vs Pittsburgh - L (53-42)
Game 96 vs Pittsburgh - W (54-42)
Game 97 vs Pittsburgh - W (55-42)
Game 98 at Colorado - W (56-42)
Game 99 at Colorado - W (57-42)
Game 100 at Colorado - W (58-42)
Game 101 at Los Angeles NL - W (59-42)
Game 102 at Los Angeles NL - L (59-43)
Game 103 at Los Angeles NL - L (59-44)
Game 104 vs Washington - W (60-44)
Game 105 vs Washington - W (61-44)
Game 106 vs Washington - L (61-45)
Game 107 vs Boston - W (62-45)
Game 108 vs Boston - L (62-46)
Game 109 vs Boston - W (63-46)
Game 110 at Cleveland - L (63-47)
Game 111 at Cleveland - W (64-47)
Game 112 at Cleveland - L (64-48)
Game 113 at Detroit - W (65-48)
Game 114 at Detroit - L (65-49)
Game 115 at Detroit - W (66-49)
Game 116 vs Kansas City - W (67-49)
Game 117 vs Kansas City - L (67-50)
Game 118 vs Kansas City - W (68-50)
Game 119 at New York AL - L (68-51)
Game 120 at New York AL - L (68-52)
Game 121 at New York AL - W (69-52)
Game 122 vs Detroit - W (70-52)
Game 123 vs Detroit - W (71-52)
Game 124 vs Detroit - W (72-52)
Game 125 vs Detroit - L (72-53)
Game 126 vs Sacramento - W (73-53)
Game 127 vs Sacramento - L (73-54)
Game 128 vs Sacramento - W (74-54)
Game 129 at Chicago AL - W (75-54)
Game 130 at Chicago AL - W (76-54)
Game 131 at Chicago AL - W (77-54)
Game 132 at Toronto - L (77-55)
Game 133 at Toronto - L (77-56)
Game 134 at Toronto - W (78-56)
Game 135 vs San Diego - W (79-56)
Game 136 vs San Diego - W (80-56)
Game 137 vs San Diego - L (80-57)
Game 138 vs Chicago AL - W (81-57)
Game 139 vs Chicago AL - W (82-57)
Game 140 vs Chicago AL - L (82-58)
Games 141 vs Chicago AL - W (83-58)
Game 142 at Kansas City - L (83-59)
Game 143 at Kansas City - L (83-60)
Game 144 at Kansas City - W (84-60)
Game 145 at Los Angeles AL - L (84-61)
Game 146 at Los Angeles AL - W (85-61)
Game 147 at Los Angeles AL - W (86-61)
Game 148 vs Arizona - W (87-61)
Game 149 vs Arizona - W (88-61)
Game 150 vs Arizona - L (88-62)
Game 151 vs New York AL - W (89-62)
Game 152 vs New York AL - L (89-63)
Game 153 vs New York AL - L (89-64)
Game 154 vs Cleveland - W (90-64) 
Game 155 vs Cleveland - W (91-64)
Game 156 vs Cleveland - W (92-64)
Game 157 at Texas - L (92-65)
Game 158 at Texas - L (92-66)
Game 159 at Texas - W (93-66)
Game 160 at Philadelphia - W (94-66)
Game 161 at Philadelphia - W (95-66)
Game 162 at Philadelphia - L (95-67) 
ALDS Game 1 vs Boston - W (1-0)
ALDS Game 2 vs Boston - L (1-1)
ALDS Game 3 at Boston - L (1-2)
ALDS Game 4 at Boston - W (2-2)
ALDS Game 5 at Boston - L (2-3)