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  1. Pardon My Dinger
    How'd you do that?
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    Not their fault Marney Gellnar isn't on match.com. Give them a second chance.
  3. Pardon My Dinger
    I, um...have to go now.
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    No doubt. GG Allin pooped on my foot once and then he spit a tooth out at my friend. Not pleasant.
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    One time, in a restroom on campus, I noticed that someone had graffito-tagged the toilet paper dispenser. They had written 'CLA Degree Dispenser' on it. Funny joke, right? Only until you realize that your CLA degree wouldn't even be very good for that.
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    I like LaTroy a lot, but I wish he'd stop talking about the altitude effect, which he really doesn't seem to grasp for some reason.
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    Lesser known Chapman for lesser known Santana. Gotta say, this deal works on paper.
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    Congrats to Kintzler on the W. must've pitched a hell of a game. Sorry to have missed that.
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    Love the way xbh are just kinda finding Sano right now. BABIP is huge, but not ominous. He hits that thing hard, and winds up with hits all over the place.
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    LaCrosse. They don't have much, but they have the best damn chili dogs known to...well, me, I guess.
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    Not donut related, but have you and/or Chi ever ventured across the river for a Coney Island hotdog? Absolutely the best ever.
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    I only realized this morning, that it's Cinco de Mayo...and I'm in Los Angeles...this mother's about to go off.
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    Rally tequila, bark. Or mezcal, please.
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    I want his nickname to be 'Big Mig.' Been trying. Not catching on...
  15. Pardon My Dinger
    No. I am scott stahoviak. And I shouldn't have to remind you that it's a crime to impersonate a man in uniform.
  16. Pardon My Dinger
    I'm Scott Stahoviak.
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    Let's just ask him to be honest and say what he would want in return for playing his whole career for the Twins. If he wants $200 million dollars, I say we give it to him. If he wants to just make up a number, say, tenjeven bagillion dollars, I say we find a way to make it work. If he wants a solid gold house and a rocket car, let's make it happen.
  18. Pardon My Dinger
    Rally crack! Rally crack! Rally crack!
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    Nurses? Surgeons? Heh-doi, come on, Doc.
  20. Pardon My Dinger
    We have too many D types as it is.
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    Wholeheartedly agree with Bert. Need a doinker!
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    Thrilled to see Buck finally lay off that high fastball.
  23. Pardon My Dinger
    Pour some Rally Rum on it and let that mother burn!
  24. Pardon My Dinger
    I'm right there with ya. Of course, I've never seen the live show. Don't try and make this argument with a Boss fan until you've seen the show. It disqualifies you from making an argument at all. On that note: 3-hour sets? No thanks. I like a tight 60 minutes, personally.
  25. Pardon My Dinger
    If it ain't broke, don't wind it.
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