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Booked and noted. Good Luck Platoon!

Blacker than the ace of spades.

DON'T LIKE. AT ALL!

Bet is booked and in play. Thanks for playing Halsey! Good luck!

Booked and in play. Good luck Minny!

Not sure. That's a Dominoes game. Not sure if they have a Game Thread experience.

Noted and booked. Thank you for playing Superdave!

Don't complain. Pick your players and numbers. Big money on the line tonight. Pick your click, broken bats, strike outs. A whole new world has opened up to you in your game thread experience.

This is a contest Chief. We have multiple representatives to ensure an unbiased game. It's a Twins Daily standard.

Recorded and dually noted. Thanks for playing!

It's just minor legal BS. Nothing to see here. Move along.

I've got you recorded for the Pick the Click. Petit

Happy May Day and welcome back to another Game Thread party! So excited to be here today. Excited for a couple of reasons. First, we have left the month of April behind. It was an absolute abysmal month in Minneapolis with 22" of snow fall over a couple of days and a Twins franchise that is collapsing like a house of cards or like the acting career of Kevin Spacey. Bye, bye April! The second reason for my excitement is my daughter turns 18 today. I have three kids, two of which are now legal adults. I can't believe how fast time goes by. I don't even feel that old...Regardless, just wanted to throw out a happy birthday to my beautiful daughter. As I mentioned above, happy May Day! May Day is celebrated throughout the world in numerous countries. In the northern hemisphere it typically represents Spring and it's also an international day to recognize workers. Some people even make May Day baskets to give friends and relatives. I would like to suggest another way to celebrate May Day. Let's gamble on tonights game! That's right, let's gamble. Right now our team is playing so poorly we need to spice up the Game Thread tonight. It allows us something else to cheer for and root for. Here are the rules and format: 1. All bets must be placed before the end of the 2nd inning. All prizes are awarded by me at the end of the night**. 2. Any and all ties are decided by me. 3. You can only bet once for each category. Category #1 - Who will be the best hitter tonight for the Twins? "Pick the Click" Category #2 - How many strike outs tonight for Gibson? Category #3 - How many stolen bases for the Twins tonight? Category #4 - How many total broken bats tonight for both teams? Tie breaker category: Total time of game Remember to only bet one time for each category. You can play all of them or just one or two. It's up to you! Side bets are not only allowed but encouraged. Good Luck! **This event is open to all people aged 18 and up. Must be present to win. Twins Daily does not take responsibility for any complaints or hurt feelings on part of the winners or losers. Belligerent behavior is not only allowed but encouraged. Please PM Chief to settle any and all disputes. Prizes vary and could create a tax issue with the IRS, State and local authorities. Twinssporto is not responsible for any illegal activity you decide to do on your own. Please drink responsibly tonight. I'm so tired of the Twins poor play I want to scream! I also don't like the "Rodney Experience". Why can't we seem to get the offense moving? If anyone in the Twins front office is playing tonight on this Game Thread you are automatically disqualified. You can't play until you field a better product. Tonights Lineups: TWINS 1. Robbie Grossman RF (S) 2. Joe Mauer 1B (L) 3. Max Kepler CF (L) 4. Eduardo Escobar 3B (S) 5. Eddie Rosario LF (L) 6. Mitch Garver C ® 7. Logan Morrison DH (L) 8. Ehire Adrianza SS (S) 9. Gregorio Petit 2B ® Kyle Gibson SP ® BLUE JAYS 1. Curtis Granderson LF (L) 2. Teoscar Hernandez RF ® 3. Justin Smoak 1B (S) 4. Yangervis Solarte 3B (S) 5. Steve Pearce DH ® 6. Kevin Pillar CF ® 7. Lourdes Gurriel 2B ® 8. Luke Maile C ® 9. Aledmys Diaz SS ® Marco Estrada SP ® Weather: 67 degrees and mostly cloudy. Wind out of the west approx. 9-12mph. Slight chance of rain.

Stone fingers

The GM's that passed on Yu Darvish 5 years $120mm and Lance Lynn 4 year $80mm dollar contracts look genius. The deal we got for Lynn was still good. I think... The days of huge contracts for pitchers over 30 are clearly going to decline in the future. Sorry, just ranting.

Grossman is like poetry in motion in the outfield.

Thanks. I'd prefer if you kept lying to us though.

I've dived for beers before. Doesn't hurt so much.

We used to call it the Ron Davis neck snap! He'd throw one across the plate and it was hit so hard over the fence Ron would whip his head around and watch it fly away. The Ron Davis neck snap...Now its the Rodney neck snap. Thought I'd never experience that again.

Go into the silence chamber and wait for the game to conclude.

Great intro!! I can't believe I spent 10 minutes watching a video on a silence chamber. I don't know if I'll ever get that time back...

I'm tired.

I thought Kepler couldn't hit lefties.

Best steak house I've ever been too (and I've been to a lot) is the Northwestern Steak House in Mason City, Iowa. Seriously blows away any steak house in the country.

They only cook casseroles in Iowa. Sorry.