ANNND Welcome! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line: Christmas in August Edition! I am your host and gracious elf, Vanimal. Along with my trusty sidekick who does all the work, the intern elf! Guess what?! We're closer to Christmas than we are to the All-Star break! With 130 days until the big day, we're going to cheat and open up presents early! Hopefully we were good this year and Santa Falvine read our letters. Before we do that, let's toss it over to Chief elfeorologist, the intern.... Today is going to be a beautiful day in Minneapolis! Sunny and 85 degrees at first pitch. REAL FEEL of 84 degrees. Wind out of the NNE at 6 MPH. Lineups will come out later.... Who cares about that now? It's CHRISTMAS! Our studio is FILLED with boxes large and small, and we can't wait to see what Santa Falvine gave us this year! Let's open the first box... WHAT?!!!! It's a blanket made from Miguel Sano's old dreads! The Whine Line has learned Miguel recently got a haircut... The intern's legs kept getting cold while playing MLB the Show... How did you know Santa Falvine? Let's open up the next box.... WOAH!! Could it be? A LoFo rock 'em sock 'em robot?! Thanks Santa Falvine!! I've heard the LoFO robot can hit anything and anyone! I can't wait to try it today against whoever the Tigers decide to put on the mound today... Side note: LoFo is a lame nickname, right? We can do better than this. On to the next gift.... Let's open up the envelope from Grandpa Jim... Hmm.... Is that an.... I owe you?? Did Grandpa Jim forget about Christmas? Oh, I guess down at the bottom he said just wait until next year, the wallet will open up! Thanks? Finally, we have one more gift left... And the box is HUGE! Oh my God, could it be?? It's a REAL LIFE Manager of the Year! Wow! Now I can have a manager of the year teach me his MoY secrets around the house... Such as continuing to use the same 3 utensils until they're moldy and unusable! Wow, what a day... Did you expect so many awesome gifts in one day? Neither did we! Let's win another game today.