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  1. Doubles
    My favorite coach always said 'Baseball's a game of inches. The six between your ears!'
  2. Doubles
    What a moron
  3. Doubles
    Do I know you?
  4. Doubles
    Crazy how Rosario cutting down Polanco at the plate turned this game around. Also, had Dozier not been able to advance on the WP, Rosario's brain cramp would've been a double play, bringing up Sano with two outs & nobody on. Funny game, this beisbol.
  5. Doubles
    That'd be me, & I'm glad to be wrong about that today. But that opinion wasn't formed over 4+ games worth of ABs, and a coupla great ABs today ain't gonna change it. Also underscores the impact between raking and striking out.
  6. Doubles
    Rosie was **** lucky Dozier was on second and not first. So much talent, yet what a moron he can be at times. *Insert Joe Mauer voice here* "Frustrating..."
  7. Doubles
    Seriously, Rosie. That's inexcusable.
  8. Doubles
    Atta boy, Rosey. Now let's go off that & get some runs!
  9. Doubles
    Always. Every single time. Bonus points for throwing in a "THE TURKEYS ARE HITTING THE GROUND LIKE SACKS OF WET CEMENT! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!"
  10. Doubles
    Yep. Also the one where Herb & his crew are profiled on a parody of the TV show 'Real People.' They called it 'Real Families.' Best ever was when the camera crew ambushes Herb & family on Sunday morning, while Herb & wife are still in bed. Empty beer cans strewn about the room. They russell up the kids, get everybody dressed up all nice, and head out to church like it was a regular part of their Sunday morning routine. The family goes up the church door, but she's locked tight. Then it dawns on Herb's wife, the annoying secretary for Edward Rooney in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'; "It's a synagogue..."
  11. Doubles
    Well done, sir. Truth be told, that sort of research was a sacrifice I'd also be willing to make.
  12. Doubles
    You are hereby pardoned!
  13. Doubles
    I believe so.
  14. Doubles
    Either you have zero shreads of self-respect left, or your wife clearly reads this message board. What's her screen name?
  15. Doubles
    FIFY
  16. Doubles
    If we're talking old sitcoms and WKRP in Cincinnati doesn't come up, that's an Andy Travisty. To stay on topic, the episode where the station takes on hated rival WPIG in a softball game is an absolute riot. You know the one. Les tries to avenge a childhood wrought with violin lessons instead of ballgames by trying to round up enough players around the WKRP office to field a team. He gets only one taker- Jennifer Marlowe. "It will be a great chance for me to try out my jogging shorts." To which every other office member quickly responds with a decisive, "I"m in..."
  17. Doubles
    Couple of months ago, my daughter attempted to take a dig at me and my age. She didn't go nearly as hard at me as she could have. "Yeah, remember that, Dad? Back when you had to flip your phone?"
  18. Doubles
    Yep. We had that same model remote control in our house, too. When programming on any of the other three channels seemed more appealing, the old man would would enlist his remote control- I called it 'me'- and the channel would be changed in short order.
  19. Doubles
    How does this even matter?
  20. Doubles
    Robby I. reference. Holy cow. Drink a fullby on that one.
  21. Doubles
    Esco definitely one of my favorite Twins.
  22. Doubles
    Somebody say it was?
  23. Doubles
    Really, really getting tired of seeing the third spot in the order be a black hole.
  24. Doubles
    Wish the Pirates still war there pill balks hats.
  25. Doubles
    In 1991, the Twins were 23-25 after losing to KC 4-1 on May 31st. They then snapped off 15 in a row, climbing from 5th place to 1st place in the AL West. They were tied in first for a couple of days, but then cruised to an easy AL West title by 8 games. Interesting, useless side note to this story: The end of the game that snapped the Twins 15 game winning streak in Baltimore was being watched by Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee in his house in the movie 'A Few Good Men.' He couldn't handle the end of that streak, either. Also, the Twins 0-9 start to the dismal 2016 season pretty much put them out of the race by mid-May. Point being- you can't win the division in April, but you sure can lose it.
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