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  1. Platoon
    In the words of the immortal (can't think of his name) "and we'll see you tomorrow night"
  2. Platoon
    . Mine never graduated, but they did get a certificate of attendance!
  3. Platoon
    . Somewhere I have seen that answer before? Hmmm..... Strokes chin and mutters........
  4. Platoon
    . Wow! In my entire existence it never occurred to me that a snowman without balls, was not really a snowman! TD should be required reading in all the schools!
  5. Platoon
    If we are mathematically eliminated by the ASG, can we still have our annual token participant?
  6. Platoon
    CBU? How can one update 0 eight times?
  7. Platoon
    . Meaning it was just one good minute?
  8. Platoon
    . I heard that's legal in Seattle.
  9. Platoon
    . Is that what Reese Witherspoon said about you??
  10. Platoon
    . Third base? Reese Witherspoon?
  11. Platoon
    . Spot me 6 and I might take that bet!
  12. Platoon
    . When I first read this I thought it said SAW Reese Witherspoon? Then I started thinking of that turkey again. Which made me think of a new question. Why did Reese Witherspoon cross the road?
  13. Platoon
    Well that went as expected!
  14. Platoon
    . We knew the pitching was going to be a problem, and the fielding. But one thing EVERYONE agreed on: our vaunted offense (7th overall in runs scored) was not going to be a problem! At least our team is consistent. Pitching, defense, and offense. So consistent!
  15. Platoon
    . Hmm, that's the same thing I told my wife when my porn watching picked up a computer virus! She didn't believe me either!
  16. Platoon
    . What happens if they don't have enough bad guys to match all our good guys?
  17. Platoon
    . That's nothing, when Brian heads east on his trip, he has to stop and buy a watch on the way out, and on the way back. Someone told him to just get an analog watch, but he said he likes the old style watches with hands better!
  18. Platoon
    What was the second pitch? Since they replaced my baseball game with some guys skating around hitting each other sticks I will need more info. . If I wanted to watch grown men fight I would watch KC/Chicago!
  19. Platoon
    . Because it's my understanding that Kansas has very strict immigration policies!
  20. Platoon
    From what I understand, Brian's NW Mn turkey had gotten a nod from the chicken in the road ditch! So he decided to try and sneak across the road, because he figured Brian would not see him in time! Just as he got to the centerline, Brian looked up from his IPhone and sped up his 2003 Hyundai, and nailed the Turkey just before he reached the far shoulder. While the argument rages whether Brian should have sped up the Hyundai, the fact remains the Turkey should have been happy where he was!
  21. Platoon
    .......and......Indoor Plumbing!
  22. Platoon
    . While they don't make a great impression on the road they will in the grill of your vehicle! If you really want to see turkeys fight, couldn't you just go to a KC/Chicago game? Hell, you might even get a Hawk involved also!
  23. Platoon
    If Brian falls asleep after all that coffee, and does not wake up, drooling will not be his only problem!
  24. Platoon
    . Only casual fans. It's like calling a 35' turn around jumper a great shot if it goes in, and a bad one if it doesn't! A bad shot is a bad shot!
  25. Platoon
    I know Redmond would be gone before they hire someone, but it would be strange for Gardy to replace him. As for the Angels, that would be a culture shock for him. I would think a lot more criticism. His blood pressure might preclude that?
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